Kristen Stewart - The Ugliest Girl in the World?

*Bit of a shocking headline, but all will be revealed - trust me!*

Nerdy little blogger attempting to troll...

I did warn in my post yesterday, that i might annoy a few people who hated Kristen. And boy did i ever!

Seems a choice few decided to take to their twitters and spam like there is no tomorrow. And if that wasn't 'shits and giggles' enough - the AT board decided to spew out it's own version of 'mug shot' heaven as someone painstakingly decided to post up images of...well...

RobWard fans? 

RobSexuals? 

KristenHaters? 

Nonstens? 

BWAHAHAHA!

SO...I decided since i don't normally post on a weekend (the post yesterday should have tied my snark over until Monday. But alas...it's come out to play again) *snigger*

My appreciation for Rob and Kristen knows no bounds; i adore both of them equally and separately. Except when a group of...hate filled meanies and down right nasties, decide to hate upon one woman (yeah, she's not a little girl anymore) post up crap, crud, crudeness and downright crusty excuses, for the reasons why they don't like her (mainly because she stole Robert Pattinson from under their noses) *snort*

I don't venture to the AT board; it's infested with a lot of denial and disgust that personally speaking, i would not want to come within a ten mile radius of, without a hazmat suite on. But others do tend to lurk and post their thoughts or paste up their comments, whenever something titillating or the complete opposite (which is normally the case) appears for me to read.

Completely bat-shit crazy...

I agree, at times i bring a lot of the hate upon myself lol, hey big girl wearing big-girl's knickers, i can handle literally anything. The amount of hate that is directed at Kristen Stewart however, is both disgusting and complete and utter lunacy. Especially given that the photos that were 'generously donated' I.E copied and posted up on a few message boards i frequent of so called 'Rob Fans/Kristen Haters' do not really paint the posse of Kristen hate in a really good light. This posse of Kristen Hate, seem to believe that this girl, this wonderfully gifted actress - is...UGLY!

Kristen...ugliness never looked SO good!

Furthermore; this posse of Kristen Hate, are behind the so called legend in their dreams website called Nonsten.com - derived of lonely housewives and jealous tweens. Designed specifically to count down the 'break up of the showmance of the year!' Yes, because if they can't have the studly 25 year old British hunk all to themselves, then they will accept Kristen in his life, because they are all about PR. Fake to get attention and promotion for the Twilight movies. Only to then, have a massive blow out, resulting in Rob being single and free once more. Free to date anyone that will throw themselves at his direction I.E them.

Exit Strategy; (because Rob and Kristen have one)

Fake PR agreements; (as agreed by both parties; to only appear with one and other whenever a movie appearance or public event is scheduled. That also includes; birthdays, festive seasons and the most important - movie set visits)

Fake relationship; (as set in presidence with clause two above; they will have a relationship only for the public. Show up when needed and leave via the back door when all obligations are met and concluded)

Summit Payroll; (everyone involved in the successful Rob and Kristen PR relationship, are an integral part of the continuous running of said relationship, until contracts and deadlines are met. That includes; producers, screen writers, parents of both. Adopting a dog for the 'settled down' look. Directors *most important* co-stars *for a better career move* and hotel staff where either are staying at any one time. 

*All enquires relating to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's public/PR/Personal-but-not-as-you-know-it lives, MUST be put in writing (complaints in crayon will be accepted) and sent directly to;  

Les Grossman: PR GURU of the World*

(It will come to you - think Tom Cruise)

Is it lonely in that dank and dismal cell of yours?

I find it hysterically funny and completely sad for people who will fill their days with hate over one person - Kristen really holds all the power doesn't she?

One woman who for all intents and purposes, has done absolutely nothing wrong. Yet in their eyes, she's the 'devil incarnate' robbing Rob of his soul and reason to exist in 'their world.' I know i don't help the hate that gets flung from one corner of this crazy fandom to the next. But damn if i will allow those so filled with green jealousy, to pick apart someone they don't know and don't want to know. Yet feel the need to 'put across their nasty opinions of her.

Gorgeous Kristen...

Rob Pattinson; "I was in this weird world for five months, convincing myself that; this girl, this girl, this girl, is the only thing you need in your life, the only thing you need in your life."

I love that quote don't you? Yes he was referring to the months leading after he wrapped for Twilight and how, for five months before, he had gone around saying those exact words to himself. I love how Rob can quote some of the most deeply personal, deeply rooted feelings that he has brought to the character he has played since 2008. True, he's a brilliant actor, but the personal feelings come from much deeper level of emotion. And, if you have to spend several months after the movie has wrapped still in the same head as Edward Cullen...well then my son, you have it bad!

YES, Kristen is the girl. The girl with the beauty, the brains, the balls to do the unspeakable. To challenge and push herself, to feel deep down on in an organic personal level each character she accepts and portrays in her craft. To care long for the fans feelings; fans of the Twilight books that is, and put herself in their position. She understands the character Bella better than even the authoress herself, could understand her. But most of all...yes, most of all...she cares for those around her who protect her and keep her safe. Family, friends and dare i say it, a deliciously handsome young man by her side?

Innocence and sin, all wrapped up in one package...

She captured the Twilight fans hearts when she appeared for the first time as shy and awkward Bella Swan. Everything was right with the world; the studio had picked the right person for the role. Her pride and passion to make the role believable is what set her apart from the rest. She is the epitome of alluring and sensuality that turns men's heads, yes men's heads, because she has that certain glow and quick mind that piques their interest.
One in particular anyway *Snort and Guffaw*

While these Kristen Hate filled women desire nothing more than the bane of their existence to just simply...disappear, for my money i hope Kristen sticks around for a very long time to come.

Troll, troll, trolling along...

Websites, Message blogs, Twitter and Facebook accounts...all filled with hate. All filled with lonely women; campaigning to bring down this one girl. This one green eyed girl who ensnared, entrapped and engulfed one man with her wily charms. *LMAO*  

Cast a spell and stirred her cauldron full of potions, to make sure he stays by her side - completely helpless and against his own free will. Because she is so ugly, so disgusting, that there is no way on earth he would date her any other way.

(Yeah i know. You keep telling yourself that, until the green monkey comes to take you away)

I can't wait to see this as a still...

*With special thanks to Spunk-Ransom for the use of this photo*

Look at this photo closely, no, closer still...

See two people on a bed, with the director standing over them - no?

How about this one? Look at Rob...lying on the bed (clear your minds i know it's very easy to do!) One knee is up and under the sheet and the other? Go back to the first photo (enlarged) and look again. *Chuckles*

It's not during the movie, so you can discount that one right away, as the Director - Bill Condon (Summit Payroll) is standing leaning over the bed both Rob and Kristen are lounging on. Kristen is leaning forward and looking at Rob as he appears to be explaining something - or processing; he has that 'scrunched, pensive face' so that can mean either. BUT oh Kristen, dear Kristen...why are your arms wrapped around the thigh and knee of...Rob's other leg? (bottom of shorts just visible below Kristen's upper arm)  

Heh!

Just another one of those incidences that have the trolls and haters chomping at the bit, as they have already used their 1001 excuses as to why they are sitting like that. Kristen hugging Rob's leg while he sits in the bed on the set of Breaking Dawn;

They're still in character

That's not his leg, that's Kristen's 

I hug all my male friends legs like that whenever i sit with them

*Shits and Giggles*

It doesn't matter how many times you blow up the image and trust me, i believe everyone from both sides have done just that. The leg Kristen is hugging and leaning her face on, is definitely - male. 

Kristen has stunning legs (see photo of Kristen at her Adventureland Premiere above) slim and just the right shape for her gorgeous petite frame. So sorry, for all those living on Delusional Rock - that knee and length of thigh is most definitely Rob's.

Okay... 

I've poked enough fun for one day (until the next time) i got a kick out of my emails really i did. I feel so honoured that some spiteful meanies would brighten up my Saturday morning, to let me know i don't know a thing about anything.
That "I am as delusional as that Rose person and Del-whatever-her-name-is." *Cackle*

Even blond - Kristen is stunning...

Kristen is ugly...yeah, and the world is full of blue Smurfs (actually that sounds pretty f*cking scary!)

Ugliness is on the inside and when you are ugly on the inside, it shows on the outside (Nonstens take note)

People who call other's ugly; should really take a good look at themselves, before the hurl that statement into the air. Jealousy is an ugly emotion and as far as i am concerned, those that deal it, need to be able to have it dealt back - ten fold. 

Calling someone a name just because it makes you feel good about yourself, only shows your insecurities and lack of self esteem. If you chose to call Kristen Stewart names because you are unhappy with your lot, then you have no one to blame for your insecurities but yourself. Deal with your life first, before accusing an actress; a complete and utter stranger of being something she is not. One girl does not need your hate or your vile comments flung in her direction, just because she just so happens to have something you want desperately than life itself. A steady career she is happy and proud of, a family who love and support her, no matter what. 

Remember the Premiere where Rob wouldn't leave Kristen's side?

OH...and a boyfriend, a partner, a very special friend...who adores her very, very much!

Oh and for all you 'Twilight fans' LOL; 
Happy Wedding Anniversary to Mr. and Mrs. Edward Cullen. What do you get a couple who will live forever as an Anniversary gift?
T.