Rob and Kristen - Two Kinds of Love...

I see more Rob and Kristen in this photo than Edward and Bella...

In this mad, crazy world that's called a fandom; i find myself always perplexed by the kind of hate and the kind of love, that seems to run from one direction to the other. I'm talking about the Rob-Sessed women; who seem to adore Rob like he is some 'second coming' and hate and despise the one person, who has 'literally' captured his heart and held it close to hers since...well, 2008?

Hot and sexy...to most...

See...this is how it goes; there is a set of women out there - clearly not getting it at home, because they obsess so much about a 25 yr old, that their poor significant others disappear in a cloud of blissful ignorance. While they pour their hormonal hearts out to each other online; how Rob is their 'one and all' how this man can do things to them, that no one else can.

Personally speaking; i am not one to follow 'devoted' fan sites, that tend to have 'Rob Pattinson' as the only feature in them. That every single page is 'devoted' to how 'handsome he is' how 'devastating' he looks in practically every thing he wears, or attends. Or how absolutely 'sexy' he is in just about any movie he has ever worked on. Then, to top all that; the continuous talk of his 'junk' tends to make me throw up a little in my mouth each time they mention his 'sparkling peen' and how he would just 'blow their minds' knowing that his 'package is so impressive'

WE know there are blogs and sites out there that do this, and my answer to that is;
 
BARF.CHUDDER.WRETCH!

The problem i have with people like that is very simple. I see the only solution to their 'desperate horny troubles' lies is a 12 inch of 'whatever colour of their choice' and a large box of batteries. Allowing them (those lustful Rob-Sessed women) to go away and get rid of their frustrations, because 'Sistas, he ain't gonna touching YOU!'

That kind of obsession is neither healthy or realistic, but you see these women and most of them are of a 'certain age' with most likely a family of their own and a poor suffering partner, who has had to put up with their obsessive behaviour. Because quite frankly, it's an obsession that really needs to be sorted out. These women and teenagers; who have not yet experienced a true relationship of their own, tend to be the ones doing all the hating on the woman in his life. The one person who knows him better than anyone else - Kristen.

Hands on the woman he loves...

I don't understand the hate i really don't. If people ARE fans of Robert Pattinson; then surely they would understand and respect that his happiness, is more important than the hearsay and rumours that the media make up - just for kicks? But, unfortunately the majority of the rumours are pushed by the so called 'fans' or as i see them  - Rob-Sessed, because clearly they are more interested in this young British actor being a playboy, than actually showing just how faithful and committed he is to one person. But i suppose, he can cheat on Kristen all he wants - they don't like her one bit anyway, but dare he cheat on say....one them? (delusions of grandeur)

Would they agree if the same principal was applied and it was 'their husband or partner' in the celebrity spotlight and he was 'encouraged' to have an illicit affair with any female that took his fancy?

NO?

I didn't think so. But it's okay for the hags that stalk him and drool over every photo shoot he does, or chat show he appears in to suggest he is cheating on Kristen with some leggy blond (always the blonds) rather than show him respect and admire how much he loves her by ignoring those that throw themselves at him. Scream and chant his name while trying to push their telephone numbers into his hand? (Yes those that hate Kristen are quite willing to literally throw themselves at him like some cheap imitation, yelling he should 'dump Kristen' and marry them)

Kristen Stewart has been central in his life for some time now; he appreciates having a close personal 'friend' that is always there when he needs them. Even when he was crushing on 'the friend' in (2008). AHH, but there lies the reason for their hate. THEY can crush and obsess, even lust over Rob Pattinson, but HOW dare anyone suggest he was actually 'crushing on Kristen' since watching a movie prior to landing the audition of Edward Cullen.

That certain kind of chemistry...

Mmm...that for me is where 'reality and fantasy' DO NOT go hand in hand...
Let's see if you can tick all the boxes?

IF you believe Rob is absolutely perfect in every way...
That he is ever the romantic, ever attentive...
Sings lullaby's all day long.
Will whisk you away to a tropical island, at a moments notice...
Never sleeps, just spends all day long thinking of you...
Will lavish you with expensive gifts and spend every waking moment worshipping you.
WILL look at absolutely no one but you, you are his life now - he will want no other...

Then sorry ladies, but you are in love with the picture perfect, will live forever Edward Cullen - vampire extraordinaire.  

IF you believe Rob has faults and mood swings,
Tends to be forgetful and short-sighted...
Leaves his clothing everywhere and never picks his dishes up.
The toilet seat is always left up, the bath and shower are never washed down.
Wet towers and dirty underwear are found in the most obscure of places...
Belches really loudly and farts in the most childish and disgusting moments,
And tends to get up in the morning; stretch, do all three motions, while scratching his junk and walking around the bedroom looking worst for wear...

Then you have a greater appreciation for what Kristen Stewart has to put up with... =)

In other words; in its essence - DO not put Rob Pattinson on a pedestal, he is a human with many faults. In other words; look at the man beside you and understand and appreciate the one who will do all those things, but still love YOU, no matter what. He will put up with your mood swings, your compulsive and obsessive behaviour, your ranting over his idiosyncrasies and will humour your complete and utter fixation over an actor, because YOUR man loves you.

IF unfortunately, you are one of those people that keeps putting men off, because you are waiting for Robert to come to his senses and choose you over a woman who 'doesn't look at him like a piece of meat and actually respects him as a human being' then you are in for a very long wait, i suggest you get yourself comfortable.

Hug that knee - hitch that leg...

Two kinds of love....One that is obsessive and one that is devoted. 

Kristen is in Rob's life; whether those that despise her for this, will ever understand...no one knows. All it does however, is make them out to be incredibly unstable - the sort of 'fans' Rob despises with every fibre of his being. Why else would Kristen be so closely guarded; have security incredibly protective of her? She knows her haters - well so does Rob. Including those that post up messages on their Live Journals of 'Premières' they are about to attend. Giving out a stark warning that 'SHE better not be there!' Get petitions signed by the rest of their 'bat shit' community to prevent Kristen from attending any event of Rob's by trying to boycott the Studio that's promoting whatever movie he is in. Really mature behaviour - isn't it?

The sort of love that can't be hidden...

The other kind of love is devotion; the kind of devotion Rob and Kristen have for one and other - complete and utter respect. Kristen has always said she will never 'promote' her relationship with Rob, that what they have is very private. Oh, i get some harpies complaining that a 'so called' interview she did, has Kristen suggesting she is 'not into marrying Rob.' Therefore, there is nothing between them. Yes i know, i giggled a lot when i read that too. Seems people just have to jump to conclusions, throw themselves into the pit of denial, rather than read with comprehension. Kristen is private - get that into your 'foamy bitchy' heads. Rob is private also, hence he says 'absolutely nothing' about his private life or the relationship he keeps out of the 'media spotlight.' They may not be 'married' according to the German interview and if 'translated correctly' it simply means (yet) but they are committed in all other senses of the word.

Kristen and Rob owe the fans; those that follow them faithfully or those that pretend they are just there for the thrill of the gossip...nothing. That means, it doesn't matter how much you worry about their private life or how much you want a Wedding like Kim K's - chudder!! Or the patter of tiny 'Golden Child' feet, it's not going to happen because you say so, it will happen because 'THEY' want it for themselves. 

They are i am sure, grateful to those that follow both their careers faithfully - Rob and Kristen respectfully, would not be where they are today 'professionally' if it wasn't for fans watching their movies. BUT don't think for one moment that this gratitude extends beyond watching and supporting the work they do, because it doesn't. No one has the right to dictate of predict what happens when the camera's stop rolling. The only people that control that, are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

I wonder if they're playing 'Strip Chess'?

I will leave you with another song. Yeah, I'm getting slushy in my old age, but the lyrics are a pretty good description of what i have written today. 

Two Kinds of Love by Stevie Nicks - the loving and the obsessive kind. The good and bad, the negative and positive. Which one do you fit?

(Great temptation...)

Ooh and on you run..
You search for love...and you hate searching
You wait for love...and you hate waiting...
You say,"I hate this!"
Well it's just another test...
'Cause there are two kinds of love,
To do the thing that we do the best...
My masterpiece...

Chorus:
Who in the world do you think that you are fooling?
Well I've already done everything that you are doing
Well the two of us, well we must be...
A great temptation to have even started
Well don't you know, as you walk on by
That great temptations never really die...

Well I talked to my famous friend last night
My third day up...well, his second nighter
He says,"I don't know how you do what you do...how do you
let the world in?"
Well I say, "Well there's no way out..."
Then I just play out the game
Well the two of us...Widow and a Dove

Ch.

Ooh the two of us...
Estranged sometimes for their very survival
Outraged at each other...engaged to each other in their hearts...
But they live apart...

Two kinds of love...
One for the way you walk...
One for the way you love me...
(You're a great temptation...)

Two kinds of love...
One for the way you walk...
One for the way you love me...
(Two kinds of love...You're a great temptation...)

Heh!

Take care

T.

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