When Bullsh*t becomes so blindingly obvious...

When it comes a drought in the land of Rob and Kristen; when the fandom becomes delirious with heat-waves, boiling people in one direction and sodden wet and windy weather in the other. It's time to take a step back, reflect, look at the truth from all sides...then laugh our asses off!!!

I'm talking about the continuing bullshit regarding Rob and the so called 'hook up' with David Cronenberg's daughter Caitlin. Can i take a moment please, because...i can't breath...from laughing...my ass off at this ridiculous-of-all-speculative-hook-ups-and-shake-ups, that Rob...poor Rob seems to be constantly targeted and labelled with.

Really Rob...you dirty, dirty boy!!

Yes the hysterical confessions of the deluded minds, who find it easier to accept Rob Pattinson 'whoring it out' to all asunder, than believe the fact that he is a very faithful, very committed young man (maybe those that seem to find it easier accepting he is dipping his pencil into just about anything, should be committed instead?)

We are talking about the constant garbage, that the bottom of the cage trash seem to spew up, in times of a drought (Kristen and Rob not conjoined at the hip because - GASP SHOCK AND HORROR they have jobs to do!) and we all know which sort of stupid gossip sites and mags that just can't pass up, without references to Rob and his...wandering eye and wandering everything else it seems.

Wandering...

Wandering...

Wandering...

Wandering...

Let's think about it for a second here? Rob's eyes wander...oh right, because he simply can't talk to another female, without somehow getting their phone number or room number or car registration number or even heaven forbid, their date of birth without someone shouting 'hook up!!!' Then trash mags report it as fact, as 'so called fans' scramble around the God-Damn Awful Truth board with the haters, hyenas and drama lamas; claiming 'It.Is.So' with so called 'evidence' to back it up...

Really?
How Interesting...
Care to share?

The look of love shining in his eyes...

So, Rob Pattinson...'manwhore extraordinaire' (according to the haters who love to disguise themselves as fans) plays it up on his movie sets, batting those long eye lashes and flashing those blue/green eyes; as his dimples make a show and his trademark smirk comes into play, seems to find the love that is there in his co-star, dearest friend and love of his life - Kristen Stewart. A girl who has been in his life since 2008; worked with him, laughed with him, visited movie sets, went on holiday with, festive seasons with and generally has been the ONLY constant female in his life...boring? Hence he hooks up with everyone else BUT her?

*Snort* the giggling is so infectious...much like the bullshit that flies around the internet, like a swarm of locusts...covering everything in it's path.

Simply together...end of story!

There is only one thing i can say to those that tend to panic at the first sign of crap that gets posted, re-tweeted, re-blogged and repeated over and over with 'Did you see this?' tagged on the end of it...stop, please STOP, because you are going to give yourselves a nosebleed with all this spinning around!!

The drought of photos and sightings tend to send some people into a frenzy of denial, delusion and downright stupidity, as they tend to believe every single thing a gossip site puts up. Usually mixed in with 'sources close to the person who the story is supposedly all about' thrown in for good measure. Caitlin Cronenberg really hasn't done herself justice, but then again what does she have to feel guilty about? The daughter of the director of Cosmopolis has her own reasons to get 'her name out there.' She is a semi-professional photographer and is most likely trying to get out from under 'daddies shadow' but of course, the hackles rise to the back of some people's throats. The claws get sharpened with anything that is sharp and people start dragging her down when really what did she do? Oh that's right...a handful of spiteful little meanies suggest she has been getting 'very cosy' with one actor named Pattinson, and thunder rumbles across the skies, as people begin hexing her with curses and making voodoo dolls in her effigy.

so many forget...

So few forget that the only person that captures Rob's attention, whether she is there or not...is Kristen. So many are too blind by their own stupid jealousy, that they can't see or even comprehend when he speaks of his love life and how 'committed' he is to one person. Hook ups don't interest him; that's one night stands to you and me, loveless relationships don't do a thing for him one bit either. He has seen from his parents past experience how 'deeply committed' they still are to one and other after all these years; holding down two jobs while bringing up three children - this is what he wants for his own life. But oh no, he's an actor and actors are not commitment people; according to teenagers who have no sense at all about life and bitter women of a certain age, who would rather see him give them the eye, twinkle that charming smile their direction, while signing something for them, scribbling his room number and name of hotel 'for some fun' while he's at it. They would rather believe this is the person he is rather than see him as a totally in love, completely happy and content young man. Whose life is his own and does not and never will belong to the fans.

no words...

Gossip sites would rather make something out of nothing, usually because people bombard them with crap; feeding the ever growing frenzy with lies, because let's face it - sites that have the most ridiculous agenda's will eat it up and make it out that it's real. The bullshit is pathetic, not only is it pathetic, but it proves that some people will just about believe anything they read. Oh and the sightings of Rob since Kristen arrived in London with his guitar case...

BWAHAHAHA!

I find it all highly amusing as to where will Rob turn up next?
One minute he's in London, because you know he would not give Kristen his prized possession, without going along for the ride. Not to mention he has a jealous streak and doesn't trust ANY British actor getting within two feet of his lady!

He's in Los Angeles, no wait! New York, no wait, definitely New Mexico. No...sorry i saw him in Paris, two days ago standing in line waiting to go up the Eiffel Tower.

Yes folks, it's another round of 'Where is Robert' because some people are convinced they have seen him, here there and everywhere. The attendees for the Teen Choice Awards were announced the other day, and as expected (who didn't see this coming?) Kristen cannot attend due to her 'Snow White and the Huntsman' commitments...well duh! Robert was already confirmed to be there, along with his co-star and friend Taylor Lautner. So unless he is hiding out in his guitar case (bit of a squeeze if you ask me) and will be seen flying out of Heathrow on Friday night (I will eat my hat if he is spotted) Rob is where he wants to be, and those constantly worrying about his whereabouts and what this means for his relationship with Kristen...need to seriously get a hobby...really, because you're scaring the heck out of me!

does this look like a couple worrying about the bullshit in the gossip rags?

Remember the time when they both sent a very clear message to the media and hating fandom?

Remember the time when they shared a chaste kiss in the car?

Remember the time when Rob couldn't wait to get Kristen 'backstage?'

Remember the time when Kristen was 'seen' on the set of Cosmopolis? Yeah in the same place as 'OMG' Caitlin Cronenberg LOL

People who want to make things up, will be constantly frustrated and chomping at the bit time after time, because the more they try to stick something on Rob or Kristen, the more it just slides off onto the ground. Rumours of hook ups on both sides; suggestions that they are only together because of the 'movie's' they still need to promote and don't actually like each other in 'real life'?

LMFAO!
Please, stop my sides are hurting...really they are.

enough said...

As for where Rob Pattinson is? Let's just say he will be with Kristen soon. It's not a matter or how, it's a matter of when. :)
T.