Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Rob and Kristen - Choose Your Weapons, Choose Your Sides...


I've been fairly mute the last few days; welcoming the silence of blogging while i took in all the pretty over the last week of wonderful - hand printing, dozens of interviews, chat show appearances and a very, very calm Rob and a very, very grown up Kristen.

Even though it has as was expected, made some people incredibly stupid; their panicky patterns of lunacy have not gone unnoticed. It's bad enough there is a frightening fringe of female foamers; those that love to annoy the hell out of the other, while they spew jealous hate everywhere (i know you are reading this CandyKisses) since Kristen's obvious departure from the US to return back to the SWATH set in the UK, the hating foam has been extra thick. There seems to be a vast and growing in number of fans, who feel their sanity is being threatened by having to endure trolls that stalk online, post crap on twitter and fill up Live Journal blogs with excessive phlegm. It's bad enough having to put up with it, but it seems that more and more are beginning to believe it - dare i say actually think the nonstens, hatestens, combatstens, lunaticstens and general stupid little women-stens (the sten is added because of their dislike for KriSTEN) actually speak the truth!
Well...do i?
I find those that panic at the drop of a hat, as bad as those who like to make the panic in the first place. I can understand a little bit of insecurity but please...it is not your relationship to panic about in the first place. 
"Are Rob and Kristen alright, i have been reading that they have been having some difficulties?" "Do you think he will visit her again in the UK, what's your take on the way they were around each other?" "Can you tell me if Kristen is going to the UK premiere in London, I'm hearing she has distanced herself from the Twilight franchise?"

WTF??

I can understand some mild panic, even a touch of hysteria due to reading some sites, that may have a different opinion to mine, but for god's sake use some common sense. It's not as if you have any kind of investment in the two people in the centre of all of this, you are fans, you are meant to be collectively distant and respectful - not worry yourselves into a catatonic state, due to believing a bunch of crap from nonstenville. Ah yes, speaking of the foamy whiners and haters...
Grinning happily at the twi-con...
I don't know whose idea it was to invite a bunch of pre-pubescent or on the cusp of menopausal delinquency, to the twilight convention in Los Angeles. But i was so shocked and embarrassed by half of the questions thrown at Bill, Rob, Kristen and Taylor...i mean really, that's all you could come up with 'is Rob glad not to be wearing contact lenses anymore, Kristen has an English boyfriend, Rob's in the closet (nice one) rolls eyes - stupidity has reached an all new level of dumb!' It's bad enough half who where there, do not like the idea that Kristen and Rob are more than just good friends. In fact, i think it's fair to say that their little 'public displays of affection' throughout the Hand and Footprint ceremony and the larger than life hints they have been throwing about is anything to go by...i would say that if 'people' still don't believe by now that they are in a relationship, then clearly there is something wrong with what everyone else sees. Or you are just a hater/nonsten and nothing will sink through to that thick skull of yours?
I am finding it harder to accept the panic that follows the barrage of hate, if you believe it so much then what the hell are you doing supporting Rob and Kristen in the first place? If you can't cope with a small group of jealous hags; hags because that level of hate turns you into one. Oh and of course the head honcho of it all; the one that likes to believe she is queen of the tit-faces (well she calls it something else) but really she is the main voice of the loony fringe and trust me, they all sound the same. Rob has been very open about getting married and having children. So much so, that trying to convince every single journalist that the minister that married Edward and Bella in Breaking Dawn, got their names wrong, mistook their names for others. In the eyes of the church they are actually married...and so on and so on. You would think he was trying to lay the ground for some big reveal wouldn't you?

Heh!

Kristen has also been very vocal about the wedding day of Bella, and how 'special it was. How she allowed the cast to go to the set and left her alone, so she could feel the full impact of a Bride preparing for her wedding day.' And how when she saw Rob, "her face transformed into that of a blushing Bride" - Bill Condon. You may believe that is was just for the movie, to get the atmosphere just right. But when you have two people who are clearly together off screen, it makes the moment even special to be playing a soon to be Bride and a soon to be Groom on the set of a movie franchise, that has meant so much to both of them. How they have carried four movies so far on their very young shoulders and how they can look back and reminisce of such a wonderful life changing experience.

Kristen recalled the audition very clearly during the Twilight convention, and Rob being Rob teased her with the idea, earning a playful warning from Kristen which made him giggle. Everyone wants to know what actually went on behind closed doors at Catherine Hardwicke's home - with the little hints Rob and Kristen have recently been given, it's a very special moment they both will never forget.
Rob with New Moon director Chris Weitz...
While Kristen tied up her various press junkets and headed across the water to continue with SWATH, Rob attended the 'Hamilton Behind the Camera awards' in which he presented to Chris Weitz, director of New Moon with his award. I love giggling and adorkable Rob, as he presents and gives a little speech. He is all kinds of happy and content now, with a fourth movie almost nearing it's release date and several in the pipeline to promote - there seems to be an air of happy calmness surrounding him. Could it be his life is enriched now it has stability in it? Haters would make you believe he is trawling the streets looking for some willing victim to seduce while Kristen's away from him again. As i mentioned at the beginning of this post, those who believe that really need to take a step away from the fandom and take up knitting. Do i listen to the hate filled drivel? Please i have no need for drama in my already busy 'real life' If drama is what keeps people here then you seriously need to rethink your life!
Gorgeous Kristen on Leno...
Adorable in blue Rob outside Letterman...
Rob is in New York City to do a few chat shows before heading back to Los Angeles for the World Premiere, where he will be joined once again by Kristen alongside Taylor. It's rumoured he has Bear with him, i kind of love the fact that their pampered pooch gets to spend as much time as is possible with 'dad' while 'mum' has had to go to work. They are all about creating a safe and happy environment for their 'dog' 
Seems as if they are already practising building a nest - no?

Oh to see the haters faces, when that day comes around? 

LMAO! 
And no, i am not hinting at anything so chill your bits for once!
Snow White and the Huntsman Banner...
This is one movie that is going to blow all the other Brothers Grimm movies out of the water (sorry Lilly) I adore everything about it and with such an fucking awesome cast and Kristen throwing herself mind and body into the role, you know it's going to be memorable. The banner? Considering what we have got so far from Breaking Dawn, i am more impressed with this than with anything that has advertised the 'twilight saga' it has to be honestly said.
Rob with a gun in Cosmopolis...
While Rob's movie is set to be a incredibly exciting exit from anything he has done so far, a huge step away from anything to do with Twilight, Remember Me, Water for Elephants and even the much anticipated Bel Ami - the only comments i am reading so far, have been the objectifying of Rob's character and sex. I am by no means a prude and i am very open to anything that is being portrayed truthfully, but and it's a big but - i find it actually pretty damn disgusting when all i read is comments from fans who are more interested in what Rob looks like unclothed, than his actual acting abilities. 

It all boils down to the same thing, the loony fringe of the fandom. Those who Rob has described as 'clinically insane' not a stretch of the imagination, considering the screaming and crying and calling he receives, whenever he steps onto a red carpet or gets out of the car. Not to mention those hate filled hags once again, who dislike anything related to Kristen Stewart - because she is with him and there seems to be no let up on that any time soon.
Adorable...
Outside Letterman last night; part of the loony fringe were tweeting whether to go in and see Rob or not. You know, the section that tries to make their followers believe they are super tight with Rob, when all they really are is one step away of being wrestled into a straight jacket and carried off to the nearest asylum - with their death threats on Kristen and their obsessed stalkerish behaviour of Rob. This is the part of the promotion Rob and Kristen dread. They know there are those out there, who are very respectful. But there is a group and it's a small group, that tend to feel it necessary to bullshit, whine, bitch and moan, as they hide in their little community and carve Rob's name with a heart around it while making voodoo dolls of Kristen.

Eventually this will happen;
Choose your weapon and then choose your side. You can't support Rob and Kristen and then run off into a panicky frenzy when you stumble across bullshit and want it verified. Sooner or later, the sane people of the fandom will stop replying to your excessive panic alarm, being set off at the least little thing. And you will once more be left alone in the dark - like a mushroom, surrounded by shit. If you are a hater then...lol you are amongst stupid jealous people, who find the need to be a drama llama every single day of the week. 

Make bullshit up that Rob and Kristen are leading separate lives; are not a close as they once where. That they are a PR wet dream and soon they will split up like good little PR lemmings and go their separate ways. That Rob is whoring it about every single night of the week, stalking people from other movies that Kristen did, claiming that she was seen kissing a fellow actress when all that it is - is BULLSHIT!
Nonstens are experts at this!


All this - if you believe in it, then what the f**k are you doing supporting Rob and Kristen? What on earth are you doing going around pretending to be a Rob fan, when you are nothing but a nonsten, hater in disguise. 

Choose acceptance, because with acceptance comes peace.
T.

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