Rob and Kristen - 360 Degrees of Hysteria...

 The fandom that loves to panic...

*Takes a deep breath*
I can understand people's frustrations, i really do. I know there are those out there right now biting what's left of their nails, as they bang their heads repeatedly off walls. Crying that their happiness as they know it, is over.
And why is that so?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have not been seen TOGETHER - for X amount of days...
*All hell has broken loose* 

HELP, HELP, ABORT, ABORT!!
Jumping ship, deep sea diving, falling into large holes, jumping off cliffs. You name it and every day, a plethora of 'so called fans' are jumping off the good ship 'Robsten' and into the tempest of insane drivel and foamy hate, that's usually tossed up from the murky depths of Nonsten fuckery and Scum-Awful Truth.

Hysterical doesn't even cover it!

So...because they have not 'reunited' this is seen by some as a given; they've broken up, they're on a break. Kristen wants to take her career seriously and she doesn't need Rob in her life right now. Rob is losing out to roles left and right, he looks depressed and drinking a lot. He's skulking around furniture stores, when he should be back in the UK salvaging what's left of his relationship to Kristen.

What's worse is that the more of this crap that is posted around mainly by teenagers i hasten to add, because the hormonal see-saw of the emotionally distressed can only lead to that conclusion - the more people actually believe it. Of course, it needs a little bit of added insecurity thrown in for good measure, and Ted Casablanca is all kinds of insipid drama and delusion, to help stoke the fires of panicky frenzy.

W.T.F?

I find it mind-boggling that still to this day, people will literally cling to every single thing a gossip columnist says, when really all they are doing is generating hits for their blogs by drumming up drama for no apparent reason. Dear Ted; once the holy bible for all things salacious, likes to think he was the reason behind the explosion of that god awful name tag - Robsten *shudder* In Hollywood, you must have a cutesy label derived from the beginning of both names, just to make it extra special - Ugh! 

At the beginning, he had fans of the Twilight actors, flocking to his site every day to see if he had anything 'source-worthy' to read. (i was once an avid observer of such blog and partook at times in the debated ramblings about Kristen and her 'close' friendship with Rob) That was before the entertainment blog (loose term) was infiltrated by hate filled tweens and cougars, all desperate to shoot down anyone who linked the handsome Brit-actor with his simpering co-star; flat chested, dull as a post, lesbian tendencies and pot smoker - Kristen. His latest moaning has come in the shape of 'If Rob and Kristen split up - who will be more heartbroken'

*Cue the hysterical crying, whimpering and wailing*
Kristen was seen smiling and laughing with her co-stars of Snow White yesterday in cloudy but warm Pembrokeshire, while Rob was seen curled fisted, walking through LA looking to pick a fight with a razor rather than an actual 'who gives a shit about them' pap! OMG what does this mean, why does he look so unhappy? Why is Kristen looking so relaxed to be thousands of miles away from him? 
In weighs Ted with his 'subtle as a baby elephant on a clothes line' dramatic flare, throwing in his two cents, claiming Rob will be the one left crying. The only person crying right now is me, hysterically giggling and snorting in devilish delight.

Really Ted and which one of your non-existent showbiz sources told you this little piece of information. What cockroach crawled out from behind the urinal in the men's toilets to whisper this into your shell like ear? One thing you need to understand and that's the name 'gossip'  ~ def; A person who habitually reveals personal or sensational facts about others.

Have you heard the latest?

I have no time for people who get themselves worked up into a foaming frenzy, because they believe every single word that comes from the likes of gossip columnists. Especially from ones who love to milk the drama cup. If people are going to assume that 'Ted Speak' means it's over - doom and gloom will forever exist. Only to come crying and snivelling and expect a pat on the back and a sympathetic ear, from those who don't read his blog - then what's the bloody point?

Sensationalism sells magazines; gets hits on blogs and sites. Generates a frenzy of worried fans, scurrying around the fandom looking for someone, anyone who will talk them down from the ledge they have climbed up onto. 

Then of course, you have people who are so far removed from reality and common sense, that they believe every single word that comes out of their mouth is a given fact. They post up photos that have been 'badly doctored' of a 'deliciously handsome young man' putting their image beside him and claiming 'they have met several times' and they are 'secretly dating' in real life. OR, they will spread rumours about 'hook ups' with anyone who comes within 100 yards of Rob; including supermarket chat ups, fast food flirtations, random bar quickies - just to prove he is not tied down to one girl and that they have a very 'open relationship'

BWAHAHAHA!

I.Must.Not!

Yes the mind is completely boggled when one person holds a crusade against a girl she will never get the chance to meet in real life (even though her threats have become legendary and not for the right reasons) with followers who are no better than she is. All because Rob is not the carefree, single, happy go lucky, will score with several women in one night actor, she thought he would be. This person has bombarded not only Summit Entertainment with her insane ramblings, but she will literally rot the ear of (email wise) anyone who has any contact whatsoever with Robert or Kristen. Furthermore; she then wants to know everything there needs to know about their private lives and then twists reality with her whacked out version of fantasy. Posting delirious crap in any available space that will allow her free entry.

Nonstens never looked so good!

I won't mention her name (she believes her kisses are like candy) but let's just say for arguments sake, that she is well known for being completely psychotic when it comes to all things Robert Pattinson, and her hate for Kristen Stewart knows no bounds of sanity. It seems to be a common thread when it comes to those who follow Rob and Kristen as a couple, and those who try with all their might to refute claims they are together. And if they are, then it's a well played out form of PR; two more movies and it will be no more. Exit Strategies, showmance contracts fulfilled for Summit. The list is endless, as indeed is their drivel.

360 degrees of hysteria...
Rob was spotted in Toronto and already the speed of rumours grows faster than warts, or the hair on Rob's face it has to be said. Most of it complete hogwash; he is on holiday, he has flown in to visit his long lost Canadian girlfriend (tall, leggy, blond and a model) yes that one is always worth a giggle or two. The truth most likely is Rob has gone to Toronto to do some ADR, (additional dialogue recording) post-production or re-shoots on Cosmopolis. It would explain why Rob has been hiding his asymmetric hair cut underneath a baseball cap since filming wrapped in July?

Ah, cue the Caitlin Cronenberg rumours once more. 
Once i got off the floor from laughing at that innate piss-poor excuse, it seems a few intrepid fans noticed that Rob was carrying a bag or two with the lovely 'Mulberry' logo on the front of them...

"Most of my luggage is Mulberry" announced Kristen happily at last weekends Mulberry Fashion Show for London Fashion Week.
*chuckle, Snort and giggle*

Rob carrying Kristen's Mulberry

He was also carrying a Mulberry canvas carry on satchel, best described as a toss between a small luggage and laptop bag. And we all know Rob used to carry a very old shabby and has seen better days laptop bag, during the early days of Twilight.

From shabby to shabby-chic

Oh and before anyone starts suggesting it's the same bag - it's not. The one he is carrying as seen by the investigators who are a ruthless bunch of fans, is from the Mulberry collection. Whereas the one he was seen carrying around in 2009 (the morning he left to go to New York for RM after the MTV Movie Awards) a lot suggested was an 'old man's bag' LOL most likely belonging to his 'pre-twilight days, borrowed of his dear dad *chuckles*

So, does this mean all is well with Rob and Kristen. Do they buy matching luggage? Let's face it, he came to London a few weeks ago with a large rolling case with the Mulberry logo on it. And now seen jetting into Toronto with again, matching Mulberry luggage, and only last week Kristen mentioned that her luggage is by Mulberry - you do the math. 

Of course they share luggage, they share everything else including accommodation and you know that's true. I have no reason to question Kristen and Rob's loyalty, or believe there is anything wrong in their relationship. I won't question what they do in their free time and why they have spent some time apart - the answers are right in front of everyone in black and white. They are a couple first and reluctant celebrities second - and do not need to live in each other's pockets and spend every waking moment in each other's lives. Solid relationships are built on strong foundations. Couples survive time apart, because they work to a rule and that is to not spend too much time away from one and other. Agree to a time line in which they can get together and communicate - always.

Those that stay together - play together...

I have no problem believing Rob and Kristen talk all the time; they are together every sense of the way and keeping in touch, is something that would be paramount to being able to get through this crazy world they live in. Those that disagree only do so, because it means they keep in touch, stay in love, look forward to being together - and so the hysteria runs around once more.

Keep smiling, keep your eyes on the events to take place; Will he or will he not make another return trip to London? Breaking Dawn promotion in another month. Lot's of chat show visits, premieres, press events and of course, time with each other.

T.