Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Rob and Kristen - Love All...


In light of what took place over the weekend (9/11) in both the US and the UK, i had refrained from posting anything in the blog out of a mark of respect.

Now...drums fingers...
I have seen and read some crazy shit going down and to be honest with you in this fandom, the shit gets pretty damn crazy. Of course the circling vultures i.e. the nasty nonnies, just keep the light entertainment always amusing, as they gather around their cauldrons hissing 'showmance, PR proposals and exit strategies' which really when you come to think about it, is getting pretty boring. Rob was seen out on Saturday night, not only that, but both he and Kristen where seen on Friday and Saturday night, but no photos. 'Lies it's all lies' cried the nonnies - photos or no proof!

Of course, of course, because that's their daily mantra. They are not convinced that Rob Pattinson is still in LONDON, one week later. Still with Kristen, still seen out and about. Still cosy and in love at the Groucho Club, then at a restaurant and then back at a pub again? 'Where's the camera, where's the stalkerazzi, where is Summit when you need them?'

You see, you can't prove that Rob is with Kristen when there are no photos to prove it. You can't admit you saw them together on facebook and twitter, without getting out your smartphone and snapping a couple of grainy images. Only to be debunked by the haters and hags as a PR stunt! You can't admit to seeing them all cosy and laughing together, because Kristen doesn't smile and Rob looks miserable around her all the time.

BWAHAHAHA!!
Yeah, they both look really f*cking miserable here!
Okay so here's the thing; Rob should not be in London still. Why does he want to spent time in the UK, when he has work to do. Movies to make, music to record, photo shoots to star in a legion of blond haired model starlets, waiting in the US - for his beck and call. Why spend time mooning around a set in the heart of England, for a plain and boring girl like Kristen Stewart? I'll tell you why, because they're together, that's why.

<Insert Eye Roll>

'Oh no he isn't. He went back home to spend time with his family' - insert the insipid haters; using the power of any excuse, rather than the blatant obvious. Okay, i give you that. Yes i am sure Rob has been to see his Mum and Dad, let's face it the stalkerazzi had the gall to take some stupid half brained photos of Rob's father outside his own home. Lying in wait in case his young son and his girlfriend pay and unsuspecting visit. Either way it was pathetic in my opinion and come on now, do you really think Rob enjoys his family being followed by idiots, with nothing better to do with themselves than photograph his father cleaning his car on a Sunday afternoon? 

Poor taste!
Love me a Jacob photograph...
Of course what tipped the balance of the rumour round up at the weekend, was Rob seen walking in a well known area of London, on his ownsome. Well, apart from the fact that he was carrying a back-pack over one shoulder as he lowered his face. Avoiding the glare of the camera flashes from the photogs, lying in wait. Ah, but it wasn't just an ordinary back-pack that was slung over one of his manly shoulders, oh no. Super-sleuths of the Rob and Kristen fandom were quick to shout from the roof tops, that it was the same pack that Kristen was seen carrying, when she touched down in London at the end of August. With the blue and white 'Bonfirm' ribbons or 'wish fitas' which can be displayed as wrist ribbons - White ribbon for 'Health' and the blue ribbon for 'Business' 

'NO it's not the same pack as Kristen was carrying, that's Rob's pack and he has the same ribbons on his as well!'

BWAHAHAHA!!

Yes i know, and De-ni-al is not just a River in Egypt!
One more nail in the coffin of nonsense, surely carrying her pack could only mean one thing...Kristen was near by and Rob, being the wonderfully protective boyfriend that he is, made sure to 'conveniently' distract the paps from getting a photo of them together. By 'he' going one way, and Kristen going the other. Because that's what 'non-famewhore' couples do. Oh i know, the nonnies have their carefully laid out excuses, that they 'that's Rob and Kristen' are Summit's little puppets, to do the studios bidding. If and when they want them to. No sooner had Rob touched down in old 'Blighty' than he was already 'working towards promotion for Breaking Dawn' That any photos of Rob and Kristen together, would result in being a well played out Summit plan for the movie franchise.

Yes and Delusion joins the River of Denial, that flows through the centre of Egypt!!
Stunning beauty...
No matter the bullshit and there is plenty, Rob and Kristen continue to do what 'they' want to do. If stupid people want to believe they are a showmance couple, then they are only fooling themselves. Some are more vocal than others, some cling desperately to the idea that the supporters and fans of this wonderfully normal couple - are foolish and blind. Hence when sightings are posted, they are quickly attacked and questioned. I was enraged last week, when one selfless girl posted on Twitter about meeting the two of them and was then slandered disgustingly by young girls and women. Adults, who should have more sense! But of course, it's all because the perfect bachelor; the seemingly single man - Rob Pattinson, is being linked to his co-star, that thing, that girl. Then, when sightings this week happened; once more tweets where attacked, facebook accounts filled with 'pics or nothing' So a photo appeared of Rob inside the pub where two Portuguese girls saw he and Kristen dining. All huddled together in their little bubble, while other people around them...left them...alone?
Rob with fan, Saturday 10th September...
Yes because us 'Brits' know when to leave people alone. There is that fine line of respect that people should learn to never cross. That little polite feeling of being discreet and respectful, leaving two people who are obviously a couple, alone to enjoy their meal. Not to mention, it was a place that Rob is known to frequent and the staff have known him and his friends for some time. 

PR PR PR! cried the nonnies once more. If they know him then they must be on Summit's payroll! Yes, the ever paying out payroll of not the biggest studio in the world, is a very large payroll indeed!
The hacked wedding photographs that seem to keep giving...
I thought long and hard before i put this photo up. Torn between absolute dismay and giggly happiness. Personal photographs from a wedding that both Rob and Kristen attended, including the much loved 'Brit-Pack' members (it was a member of the 'Sturridge' immediate family that got married) appeared over the weekend. Not surprisingly, the fandom exploded albeit gently, because of the 9/11 services and mark of remembrance happening during this time. Those that saw them were quick to point out the serene and happy atmosphere weddings tend to bring out in people, as Rob and Kristen mingled with other members of the wedding party. Chatted and drank and enjoyed a beautifully laid out reception; including the traditional 'tossing of the bouquet' as Kristen was seen hiding from taking part in. Being the shy, nervous person that she is, Kristen was probably frightened of bringing out her 'inner Bella' and tripping her poor self up :)

Either way, enrage erupted in the nonsten end of things. Where are these photographs coming from? Well, for one i believe they have been 'out there' for a while. Whoever has gained 'access' to these images, has shared them with those who they believed where friends, and have now suddenly come to light. (albeit nearly a year later from the first photo) Is it an intrusion? Yes it is, but considering people have had their hands on the photographs for some time, is there really any reason to get upset? Yes, we can shout that's it's an invasion of privacy and some very devious person, has possibly hacked into a person who was at the wedding's facebook, email or photobucket account - deems it all very sordid and disrespectful. Bringing to light the fact that Summit is currently suing a 'fan' for doing the exact same thing, when they hacked into personal images of 'Breaking Dawn.' 

Again, the hollering has been loud and very clear. Once more another 'Summit situation; Rob and Kristen attended a wedding last year, in preparation for shooting their 'character wedding' in Breaking Dawn.' 

Of course, and Despair runs along side Delusional, which flows into the river of Denial. No matter what way you will look at it; Kristen and Rob together on one side, is a PR Stunt. Whereas on the other side, it further cements their relationship as real and very much alive. Those who dispute it; seem to do so, because they believe any second now the other shoe will fall. Surely they can't be together, because that would mean Rob is taken and there is no way some hags out there, will ever let him go. In their delusional world (hello CandyKisses) they believe Rob is theirs and only theirs. And no one, not even that skinny skank called Kristen Stewart, will ever get near him.

Mmm, that's why he has flown all the way to the UK with suitcase and guitar in hand. How he has spent possibly ever moment so far since he arrived, with Kristen. And when she is working he has been keeping himself busy; chilling out, relaxing, for once in over a year of working back to back on movies. Most likely visiting his family, hence the snoopy paps and picking his beloved up from work, to take her to dinner. Because it's all one huge PR strategy to get them papped every opportunity they can, to promote their up and coming 'Twilight Saga' movie!

<Smirk>
Love Kristen, Love Rob, Love All...
You will find, when all is said and done. When movies no longer need to be promoted. When there is no excuse from simple minded people, as to why Rob and Kristen are 'still together' it's because they want to be together. And not through some stupid half-cocked idea, that they are promoting a 'business arrangement, a PR showmance.'
Take care
T

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