Rob and Kristen - Follow The Yellow Brick Road...

 Reuniting?...

Been away from the fandom for a few days, RL always keeps calling me back...
While the good folks of the US of A have been celebrating their 'July 4th' extended holiday weekend; others meanwhile have been burying themselves knee deep in foamy shit as they spin their web of lies, concoct their own brand of poison and fill message blogs with their usual drivel of hate.

Same old, same old right?
Of course i come back to hysteria overload from some fans, as they ran around with wide eyes in a sort of flapping, spiralling circle of panic 'Is she or isn't she? I have to know - London or Toronto?'

Kristen seems to have had a busy weekend; the sort of weekend where she was convinced someone was following her and she was right. The wonderful Stalkerazzi aka the annoying roaches called photographers, decided to follow her from one place to the next - from Yoga/gym classes to horse-riding, with conflicting reports as to where the horse-riding took place - LA or Palm Springs?

If that wasn't bad enough they followed her then back again...

Behind those shades is a woman itching to...

knock a photographers face in?

No seriously you would think they'd take a hint and realise that Kristen is just going about her day doing random things. The sort of things any female who is currently trying to get herself fit for a very gruelling physical role - would do...without the need of a camera in her face, or a bunch of grown men sitting in a car with a long lens camera pointed at her.

You can tell i have a fondness for those associated with selling photographs to tabloid rags and online gossip sites - can't you?

So this recent set of photos involving Kristen at LAX airport as she waited for a flight out of Los Angeles to?

Heh wouldn't you like to know?

Well actually a lot of fans (including myself) do, for the simple fact that Kristen has a movie scheduled to commence in August, so was she flying out to London via LAX or was she say...flying to Toronto to see a certain 'young man' and their ever loving, every messy, every happy puppy called Bear?

 Where is Kristen heading to?

Of course, one glimpse of Kristen at an airport and all hell breaks loose. Fans clap and dance around gleefully, because Ninja-Stew (a loving name that describes Kristen's appearance and disappearance when she doesn't want to be seen) was flying out of LAX but where to? 

This then led to scampering and scurrying around trying to debunk and confirm theories;
Kristen is at LAX at the AC terminal - flight bound to Toronto.
Kristen is at LAX at the VA/UA terminal, boarding a plane bound for London for SWATH training.
Kristen is boarding a plane that is shared by both VA/UA and AC airlines; she's going to London - Robsten does not exist anymore - it's over!!

*UA - United Airlines, VA - Virgin Airlines, AC - Air Canada*

BWAHAHAHA!!

The haters by far seemed to think they know everything; they smell an overseas flight before it's even announced. Of course, the photographs showed a little bit more than just Kristen being put through the motions of body scanning and luggage checking. It also showed her bodyguard/assistant John making sure she got on her flight safe and sound and away from any crazies who might approach her, or over eager Twi-fan itching for an autograph...It showed an Air Canada staff member (security) also help her through the process and into the departure end of the airport (lanyard over his shirt showed the Air Canada logo) and someone snatched a photograph of the flight arrival and departures board with an AC flight departing for Toronto - en-route.

Rob she's coming to get you...

Supporters of Rob and Kristen of course rallied around to debunk any haters theory; 
"it's possible she could have boarded a flight bound for Canada with a layover then continue onto London." 
Possible very possible. 

"Of course why not fly direct? Previous times Kristen has flown to London she has used another airline - so why use an airline that operates just to Canada?"
That's also another possibility.

"She was definitely flying to Canada; she was in the Air Canada terminal therefore she's flying to Toronto to see Rob and Bear, only this time she chose to be seen instead of going Ninja style."
Liking the sound of this one.

"She had her assistant John with her; therefore she's flying to London. John travels with her when she's working and he was with her in the airport - Kristen is London bound."
I concur that John aka Assistant/bodyguard was indeed in said airport, but didn't seem to have any luggage of his own.

"John looked unshaven and a little rough around the edges, he had no rucksack with him, he always carries his own onto the flight. He didn't appear to be going though the same security checks and Kristen did - maybe he was just dropping her off?"
Maybe...just maybe...

And then...nothing...

Umm guys, does anyone know when Kristen's flight is due in?

*snigger*

Suddenly everyone is interested in Kristen's whereabouts. She seemingly just disappeared as if she flew over the Bermuda Triangle - has not been spotted in London;

IF she flew there, then chances are she might have been spotted arriving into Heathrow airport. I know from experience from flying there myself, that the place is swamped with photographers itching to snap a famous celeb coming into London from continental and overseas flights. Even when you are put through a different channel after you arrive (used for dignitaries who don't want to go through the main part of the airport) they are there - waiting, watching...

Kristen has been seen or should i put it a different way; she has chosen to be seen when she has flown in to London before. it's one of those things that is simply of her choosing. Let's face it, the girl is good at getting in and out of places undetected, but when there really is no need, when she's not on her own time but working or attending public events - that's when you see her.

*She's not called Ninja-Stew for nothing you know!*

Preach it!

The lack of any sightings since the MMA's, has sent most people into a fit of panicky frenzy. The lack of anything concrete, has enabled the haters to up their ante; as they post their insane drivel everywhere. Of course when you have the likes of the tabloid fodder or the gossip trash making up stories and trying to sell them off as fact, it eventually grates on the most stellar of nerves. The amount of BS floating around is hysterically funny, not so funny when you have to wade through the crap to get to your own inbox;

Worries and woes - they haven't been seen in (fill in the blanks) weeks, something is really wrong!
Cries of frustration - if Kristen has visited Rob (fill in the blanks) of times, why haven't we seen her once?
Hysterical overload - They have split up, it was only a matter of time. Caitlin C has her claws into Rob good and proper, he's a manwhoring scumbag anyway, i have lost all respect for him!!!

A lot of people are doing this right now!

Like i said, the drought has caused so much confusion and over-analysing. Never mind over-thinking, over-rationalising, over-reacting and over-compensating for the fact, that Rob and Kristen do not live side by side...joined at the hip, fused together with glue so they can never be apart.

The fact that Rob is working in Toronto trying to finish up a movie that only has a few weeks left to shoot - then hopefully a nice little break, because he has been working flat out and needs a vacation. Away from lines and markers as he stares blankly into a camera lens. Kristen has not been resting on her laurels (doing nothing but enjoying her free time, her single life as she parties and hangs with her friends and chats up any available men) she has been busy getting herself physically in shape for her role as Snow White. AH yes, but the bullshit surrounding Rob and his 'hook ups' never seem to fall too far from the ever bullshitting tree of spiteful hate.

From the darling Oneheart from the Robsten Angels board =)

Sometimes there are not enough cans of troll spray in the world to get rid of the crap that seems to fly about!!

So my advice for what it's worth. It doesn't matter where Kristen has flown to, it doesn't matter how many weeks Rob has left to shoot his movie. It doesn't matter how many times Kristen has visited Rob and Bear (and she has...oh but she has...) It doesn't matter how many made up - hook up, break up, back together again rumours, that seem to follow the stenchy smell of the nonstens/haters/bat-shits and crazy of their asses trolls (anyone who fall into any of those categories) because if you believe in those rumours, then you're as bad as those that fill message boards, blogs and twitter walls with their insane ramblings.

My world - right there...

If you believe Rob would cheat on Kristen...more fool you. You obviously have never been in a long term committed relationship, or have any respect for the guy you adulate and adore. I believe Rob said all he needed to say in the countless interviews and press junkets he did during Water for Elephants - 'one woman, one commitment and does not believe in hook ups.'

If you believe Kristen would cheat on Rob...then sadly you think so highly of yourselves don't you? Anyone i have had the displeasure of coming across (the displeasure on my part) who hates Kristen, only does so because of their own lack of security. They are jealous because she has what they want, and they want Rob. So to suggest Kristen would cheat on Rob, is not giving him very much credit at being able to keep the girl is it? You want her to cheat so he would be heartbroken - for a relationship to break down means there wasn't anything strong enough to hold it together (refer to my thoughts on Rob and commitment) in the first place!

Those that feel so strongly that Rob and Kristen are just hook up buddies (refraining from using the crasser form of labelling) see this is how a relationship works - i worry for this generation of people and the beliefs that Hollywood is really called Hookupwood.

If you feel so strongly that this is the case, then why invest in so much time trying to convince everyone else - why does it concern you so much?
Seems to me there are far more trying to convince the world there is no relationship, than there is fans, basking in the love they can see on both Rob and Kristen's faces, whenever they're together.

Kristen's giggles and Rob's smile says it all...

Reunited and it feels so good...

Going away in a few days time for a long deserved break. I won't be able to update the blog while i am away, no doubt epic things will happen while i am gone. I will have internet access of course, but it will most likely frowned upon by my better half so i will check in from time to time via my twitter account...

You know the drill - be safe, be happy and trust in your instincts because they are always right. 
T.