Rob and Kristen - Dear Bullshit...

Right on cue the foam and fuckery has arrived...

I owe this post to a lot of people today...
Mainly the panickers and whiners, the shit-talkers and crap artists. Those who suffer from verbal diarrhoea, when it comes to all things Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Those that feel the need to feed the masses of hysterical fans, of sightings here, there and fucking everywhere. We're talking about the daily dose of bullshit; those that see it their duty to post tweets with the words "Rob/Rabert Pattinson, Patterson, Pattison" and any other way his surname can be spelt and a place, any place, as long as it is on their side of the duck pond - i.e. away from the UK and Kristen. Then claim they have seen him with a leggy blond (because you can't get them small and brunette) in a bar of nondescript, drinking it up and having a jolly old time.

It does what it says on the tin...

Because that's exactly what Rob does isn't it? If in doubt, go to a pub and get wasted!!
The minds of children are very precious, but sometimes they can be downright frustrating. And i am not just talking teenage minds; I'm talking about people who really should know better, but like to stir up trouble in the hornets nest. Only to then step away as if they have done nothing. A fine example of said crap, is of course from the blog that is run by the Drama-lama maestro himself and his little bunch of demented dementors. All posting for piss and air and anything smelly, toxic and blows on the breeze. Ted loves to drum up the drama, stir the pot and generally generate hits for his site, let's face it that's all he has got left. His so called 'Twi-sources' no longer speak to him and what ones he does have left...well let's just say, i would not swear my oath on the volume of the sacred law, that everything they say is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

OMG...w-hat if?

Rob and Kristen are 'taking' a break?
Rob and Kristen have not seen each other in ......?
Kristen is working on her career 'after twilight' and this does not involve Rob?
Rob has lost a handful of roles. He's a washed up has been, a twilight 'not' success story?

You name it, and it has been pushed around the internet, like a smelly diaper that no one wants to touch. Everyone has an opinion to air, a view to be put across and a suggestion to make, which is complete bullshit (see above) The amount of people who 'know' what's going on in Rob and Kristen's life, is worse than any inquisition panel. It astounds me the amount of fuckery that is seen and read, by those that believe it to be true. Half of it is complete hogwash, while the other half is too hysterical to pass by, without snorting and giggling at. Yes, it's fair to say that some people have fantastic imaginations, all worthy of any fan fiction compilation. Truly some have missed their calling. 

As for Kristen concentrating on her career after twilight, can we say DUH? (insert sarcasm) Of course she is concentrating on her career; she's in the middle of 'Snow White' production right now. A movie of epic proportions, with fight sequences and a lot of CGI work. So she needs to have full concentration in order to do the story justice. But where does that leave Rob?

Well for one, don't you think it funny that as soon as Rob 'disappears' the bullshit becomes louder? The foam becomes stickier, the nonsten's NON-sense becomes more vocal?

Oh noes, my ship has a leak...

They want you to believe the ship has sunk, it's run a-ground, it's taking in water - abandon, abandon!! They want you to understand the importance of 'exit strategies' 'PR romances' and 'Summit contract obligations' They want you to believe that the only reason Rob and Kristen are together, is because they are being paid to do so. They can't for the love of them understand that 'they want to be together' because they actually love each other. Not because it's stipulated in a script for a scene, or because they have been 'ordered to do so'

The workings of the deluded mind, give the likes of Queen Ted hits on his 'god-awful' truth blog, because he is head of the pain and panic brigade. Those who read whatever 'crap' he invents and then come rushing to anyone who will listen 'have you see what he has wrote, OMG what if it's true?'

I can say categorically, that if you believe all the crud that is written on celeb-gossip blogs as absolute truth and not just circumstantial, because everyone in Hollywood loves to tittle-tattle without any proof. Then good luck with that and stop with the 'do you think, what's your take, are you sure they?' bullshit, because obviously, you believe in it all.

Leave your crap at the door...

I am not going to sugar coat my displeasure at reading rubbish; drummed up for hits, rolled down for giggles and made up just for a laugh. The people who are tweeting fake sightings are doing so, because they are pathetic idiots with nothing better to do with themselves. Take my advice, think for once with a logical brain.

Rob has not been seen, what does that mean? Simple, he doesn't want to be seen.
Kristen has not been seen, what does that mean? Simple, she doesn't want to be seen. 
If you don't know by now *rolls eyes* they are not in a 'PR relationship' because if they are, don't you think they would be 'flaunting it everywhere?' Papping it to the maximum and declaring undying love for one and other. Letting 'those in the know' know about their whereabouts, what each other are doing, where they are spending Thanksgiving (although that's most likely going to be the same place they have spent the last couple of years)

Wherever Rob is, Kristen is never too far away...
Wherever Kristen is, Rob always follows...
That's how they have always been. They don't play to the media, it doesn't interest them one bit. They prefer to slip through the cracks and disappear. That way, they can move about undisturbed, unannounced, undetected and totally together. 

Will Kristen be there in LA and London? My thoughts lend to the 'of course she will' Breaking Dawn is just as important to Kristen as it is to Rob. It doesn't matter to me what the haters think, what bullshit they try and come up with, what exit plan they have implemented in their crazed out loony world - all roads lead to Rob and Kristen. Sure she is working that can't be helped. But it has been explained multiple times now, that the producer and director of SWATH will of course (just like Rob did last year for 'Water for Elephants') allow Kristen some time off mid production. To fulfil her contractual obligations with Summit and Breaking Dawn. Rob is a big boy and can shoulder some of the responsibilities just like Kristen did last year, when he had to work *shrugs* am i the only one who doesn't see this as a problem?

No worries...

This fandom needs to chill the hell out and stop spinning around in a panicky circle. To create drama you need to believed in it first, and Rob or Kristen are not creating drama. But those that claim they are fans...are. They have fought to long and hard for what they believe in, to decide to allow a bunch of whiny witches; haters, nonstens, harpies, loonies and general bullshit bullies, dictate what 'they want in life.' Never mind the ever decreasing papped intrusion, that infiltrates their happy place, once in a while.

Remember the Eclipse Premiere? How could you forget it...

Remember one thing; in this day and age of so many wanting to know every single detail of a person's life. Is it any wonder Rob and Kristen choose to share nothing with anyone and that includes those panicking fans? Keeping what is theirs - what belongs to them, allows Rob and Kristen to stay sane. Allows them to slip in and out of places unseen, allows them to go move around without a bat of an eye. Flying in and out of countries, like a well orchestrated military operation - that would put any General to shame.

Take care :-)
T.