Rob and Kristen - Always a Woman...

A smile that lights up the room...

Not much is going on right now: Rob is still in LA and Kristen is still in London, and the harpies...well, they just keep on a harping.

Of course i wouldn't mind as much, but their trilling is really hurting my ears, know what i mean? If they are not writing stupid posts in their stupid blogs, about stupidly hating on Kristen; they are prying their toes apart to get all the gum out from in between them, while picking the gunk out from between their gaping troll teeth, just in case someone comes within a mile of their stinky faces. While rubbing alcohol over their bodies to get rid of that 'just got caught out in the swamp rain odour' they have been carrying around for around three years now.

I know, i thought it was funny also...

If you can bypass all that stink of gnashing and gnarling of teeth - everything else is pretty quiet. Yes, Rob is still in LA and even though that sends a shock wave of panic over the fandom, the very fact that he is there can contribute to all kinds of reason, mainly commitments. He has been working on a movie since May this year, so forgive me if i don't sound one bit jaded but come on - the man does not live my movies alone. He would have any number of reasons why he his not in the City of his birth....photo-shoots, magazine interviews, meetings, recording for Breaking Dawn perhaps? Kristen is into the first serious week of shooting SWATH so she will need to be focused on what is needed of her and we all know just how Rob and Kristen can be focused when they are working.

Yes...completely focused...

Most, who follow the fandom of Rob and Kristen understand this and see no cause for worry and concern. It's not the first time they have been apart during working commitments; we know that when there is not commitments in the way they are ALWAYS together...so 'chillax' as my youngest son says every time he leaves the milk out of the fridge, or the top of the jam jar...everything is under control.

Rob will be in London soon, of that i have no doubt. 
Will Bear his ever loving pooch be there with him (is the sky blue?)
Keep saying this mantra, 'it's not IF it's When'

The gorgeous and stunning photos from the EW spread have turned up in glorious UHQ thanks to @colliderfrosty and you can find them here; RobStenation along, with a new synopsis of Breaking Dawn to read.
My personal favourite;

Hug that knee Kristen...

Yeah even in the setting, having the director standing over you doesn't deter from a little PDA between Rob and Kristen (one more Nonsten falls into the pit of doom, doo dah doo dah)

So with that, i will leave you with another little song (yes i know cheesy but you'll get over it) a classic Billy Joel song i got into my head over the weekend and I'm afraid it's taken hostage of my slushy bits - Always a Woman, because Kristen Stewart sure is.

She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes,
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies.
And she only reveals what she wants you to see...
She hides like a child, but she's always a woman to me.

She can lead you to love, she can take you or leave you,
She can ask for the truth, but she'll never believe you.
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free...
Yeah, she steals like a thief, but she's always a woman to me.
Ch.
Ohh, she takes care of herself, 
She can wait if she wants, she's ahead of her time.
Ohh, and she never gives out, 
And she never gives in, she just changes her mind.

And she'll promise you more than the garden of Eden,
Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.
But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be,
Blame it all on yourself, cause she's always a woman to me.

Ohh, she takes care of herself,
She can wait if she wants, she's ahead of her time.
Ohh, and she never gives out,
And she never gives in, she just changes her mind.

She's frequently kind and she's suddenly cruel.
She can do as she pleases, she's nobody's fool.
And she can't be convicted, she's earned her degree...
And the most she will do, is throw shadows at you,
But she's always a woman to me.

Kristen Stewart - nobody's fool...

Take care;
T.