Rob and Kristen - When The PR Theory Doesn't Work Anymore...

Rob and Kristen are so PR they don't even know it!

You know, i have heard some really bizarre theories over the last couple of days about Rob and Kristen's 'relationship'

There are some out there who really need to get a life, or a hobby, or maybe a 'man' of their own?

Of course the theories haven't helped, when you have the stalkerazzi camped outside your home 'yes your home' as in the place where Rob and Kristen are currently living 'together, together.' Those pesky persistent and downright annoying cockroaches; who hurl abuse at you just so they can take a picture and make money from it.

Rob has been in London since he wrapped up the Breaking Dawn promo tour with Taylor, and the nonsten/haters/need-to-get-a-lifers - are beside themselves with despair...

'What could it mean?' 'Oh they don't live together, Kristen has a flat and Rob has a flat' 'They have an arrangement to stay in this apartment block, because it will help the sale of Breaking Dawn to be seen as if they are living together, when in fact they are not.'

So much epic fail, even fail is embarrassed!

That in itself is bad enough. To try and suggest that two people (one currently working on a movie) are living in the same apartment complex - but in different apartments. To have Rob moving into the same place that Kristen unfortunately has been papped coming and going from for months, but not actually together - begs belief 'what on earth are the nonstens smoking?'

Trust me, this shit gets even funnier!

Then of course, just when you thought they could not come up with any more crazier, ludicrous ideas - Rob and Kristen are seen out together - cue the drama!!

'Stalkerazzi' - just when you thought it was safe to leave home!

You know how much i love the paps; who hang around people's homes and scare the living daylights out of them. Those who decide to trawl through your rubbish, hunt down your friends and generally sleep in their cars, because they don't have anything else better to do.

What's worse is that since Rob returned home to London (to spend some quality time with the one he loves) the stalkers have not left them alone. That, and some really clever person *rolls eyes* decided to tweet that she lives across the road from them (how completely stupid can you be?) Thus increasing the photogs who have no lives at all. Marcus Foster *close friend of Rob and Kristen, who decided to borrow Kristen for his music video* was performing at a bar called 'Dingwalls' and being good friends of Marcus; it was a night out for Rob and Kristen, including some close pals (Tom Sturridge) and family (Mama and Papa Pattz)

While fans thought this was super cute, i sat back in utter dismay. Mainly due to the lack of decency, the lack of privacy; including photographing them as they tried to get down the steps of where they live. I know, protective i can be and i loathe anything to with idiots earning a wage off the back of stalking celebrities. So you can imagine just how annoyed i was when i saw the latest photos of Kristen and Rob together for a simple night out with friends. The bar was packed and observers tweeted they saw them being very cute and close; as Kristen danced to Marcus' set. Rob bought beers at the bar, mum and dad seemed happy together as they listened to the music - and all was well with the world...

Other than a handful of people tweeting, photogs hiding in the bushes or in parked cars. And nonstens/haters finding any excuse as to why Rob and Kristen were seen going to and from their residence and sitting in a bar until 1am in the morning!!

HOW dare they!

That reassuring touch only a girlfriend would do...

And so the excuses begin - aka cue the hysteria!
'Breaking Dawn is not doing so well, so Summit have demanded Rob and Kristen do some damage control.'
'They were ordered to go out together, hence the paps were able to take photos of them going to Marcus Fosters gig and then to the pub afterwards near where they live' 
'Didn't you know - his mum and dad have signed exclusively with Summit to also self promote their son and his make believe girlfriend - hence they were there that night' 
'I heard Marcus is in on the act as well, sure he tweeted where he was going to be that night - promoting his show knowing that Rob would have to turn up and bring 'her' with him'

BWHAHAHAHA!! 

Smell the desperation in the air, because it stinks - big time!

Yes Breaking Dawn - Part 1 is doing so badly; it has broken box office records, topping the charts during 'Thanksgiving' weekend. Beating off the likes of the much loved family puppets, to secure itself there. It is doing so badly; that many fans have seen it more than once and intend to watch it again and again, because of their love for Bill Condon's take on the fourth book - first part of the instalment; where Edward and Bella sex it up as husband and wife.

Their clinging to fantasy filled excuses, only makes me laugh even harder. They believe that Rob and Kristen are not only ordered to go out together, they are also told to sit in a bar surrounded by more on the 'Summit payroll' (that would be any friends associated with Rob and that includes his parents) just so photogs can take photos because they are so PR! 

Yes that age old excuse - Rob and Kristen are a PR couple. They live their lives through the lens; promote their movies by getting their 'publicists' to call up the media and announce where they are going to be next. Pity that the so called 'publicist patrol' consist of Ruth (Kristen's publicist) who would rather eat your kidneys for breakfast, than self promote Kristen in anything PR related. And um...well...then, there is Rob. 

You see the tall drink of English water, doesn't have a publicist. A fact he has made widely known for some time. He has an agent; the lovely Stephanie (nonstens use his agent as the 'mysterious blond' in times when they need Rob to cheat on Kristen) and his manager Nick; who is incredibly perceptive and dislikes haters as much as i do.

Eyes only for you...

He's the one usually eagle eyed and watching the throng of female squealers for anyone dangerous (that would be too many to count) alongside Rob's 'personal protector' Dean with pensive eyes, acute hearing and an up to date built in bullshit and crazy fan detector. So...if you believe the bewildered, loose brain celled nonsten brigade (which i don't, but love taking the piss out of) that Rob and Kristen are once again clinging desperately to the hope that another 'Twilight' movie doesn't can it (that's fail to you and me) by promoting a worthless relationship; built on a PR foundation, cemented with publicist need and furnished with only the best a Summit Payroll can buy.

The theory doesn't stick sorry, barking up the wrong 'Twilight actor' tree. Kristen and Rob don't need to sell the movie; if the nonstens/haters took their blindfolds off and pulled their fingers out of their ears long enough, they would see that as a fact. Faking and making excuses only makes their wild assumptions incredibly funny. They believe home is in Los Angeles and the sooner Rob returns there the better. He is in London because he is working. Funny but by his own admission; Rob hasn't worked in two months. Instead he has been enjoying the benefits of not turning up on the set of a movie at 4am in the morning, bleary eyed with a head full of dialogue. He has some 'projects up his sleeve' but in the meantime, is keeping very quiet about them. In other words, he is in London, because it's where he wants to be and he wants to be there because...
Kristen is in London.

Yes i know, the truth often hurts, but it's the only conclusion that does not match the nonsten/hater theory and they hate that! They can only come up with PR; they are together because of PR, they are living, but not living together because of PR. They are in the same city because of PR, they have friends and family together because of PR. The directors that work with them - talk about Rob and Kristen because of PR, they have a dog together because of PR.

Rob - looking at Kristen like a man in love since...2008

Anything but the truth right?
To make up assumptions that two actors are only together for self promotion, what does that make Rob out to be? This man whom they adore and lust over. The very man they can see themselves having kids to (they would need to catch him first) the man they have fantasies with - is nothing but a pawn in a PR game? 
That would make Rob Pattinson, incredibly shallow, stupidly vain and have no sense of self-respect whatsoever. 

"Rob has many desirable qualities. He is very intelligent and capable for one thing. He has strong will power, and excellent reasoning capability and common sense.

One of his great qualities is that he has an ability to see his own faults and makes a determined effort to change. He is not stubborn and i guess these are the qualities that any girl would want to see in her partner."   

He doesn't sound shallow or vain or lacking in respect at all. In fact if you ask me, he sounds like a man who knows what he wants. Is intelligent enough to make up his own mind and doesn't follow orders from people trying to control his life. Can see his own faults and admit to them, as well as having a very strong will power in going after what he believes. It's nice to see someone talking so complementary of Rob, someone with good common sense and respect. Pity the haters despise her so much, because she is one person who understands Rob better than anyone else. And that includes his so called 'fans' who would rather see him being controlled by faking his life and identity, than actually be himself.

Kristen is so very proud of Rob...

The PR theory does not exist. You can't make a relationship out of a theory that doesn't stick. Rob and Kristen do not live their lives surrounded by people, who tell them what to do. Where to go, who to see and what to promote. The sooner haters understand that no matter how far-fetched their stories get (and they do) nothing will work. Kristen has almost finished SWATH and with that, comes going home and spending time with her family 'hopefully' over Christmas. She has been in 'old blighty' since August and is most likely missing the warm California sun. 

We know the pattern by now - wherever Kristen is, Rob always follows.

His home is with the woman he loves. Surrounded by people he can trust, families he cares about and of course, not forgetting 'Bear's first Christmas' has still to be organised. People should focus more on their own lives and stop worrying about a couple who are doing what they have always done - together.

Tenderly Rob watches over Kristen...

T.