Monday, September 5, 2011

Rob and Kristen - Isn't It Obvious?

"Isn't it funny...this feeling inside..."
Well hello there handsome, welcome home...
"I'm not one of those who can...easily hide."

Rob caused quite a stir yesterday, as photos of the young man surfaced when he arrived into Heathrow in London (apparently yesterday) carrying a guitar case in one hand and wheeling a large suitcase, in another. 

What can this mean...is he....possibly...staying for a while?

"Why is he in the UK? He has no movies planned to make, no shows planned to appear on. Not even a promotional video to record, any awards show to appear and present on!" 

*Well there is one, but there has been no information released yet as to whether he's attending it or not* So in the meantime...

So why, why, WHY?

*chuckle*
Go on...PUSH IT!
On the back of his arrival into the UK; the snarling and whining began, as to why he is there? 
Well, putting on our 'thinking caps' for a minute, one would assume a man such as Rob can travel just about anywhere in the world at his choosing. 

Especially. when he has some well deserved 'vacation' time to take before throwing himself head long into promotion for Breaking Dawn Part One. (I will get to that bit in a minute) Then of course there is visiting family time, which is always a nice thing to do. Maybe Rob has all his dirty laundry in that big fat suitcase and misses his mum's home cooked meals? Or maybe it's the fact that a certain young lady has been working in London since August, and he is now finally free of all the obligations that kept him grounded in the US and will spend that extended vacation time with Kristen until she wraps SWATH in October?

Either way, his arrival caused a flutter of squealing fans, as they took to twitter at an alarming rate. Thanking the heavens that Rob and Kristen were finally in the same country - together. 

You still don't think they are together? Heh!

Of course, it's my belief this is not the first time Rob has been home since Kristen arrived in London. I have a sneaky feeling (and it's just my gut instinct) that Rob has been over more than once. As it has been proven in the past; Rob and Kristen never spend too long apart, not even with several thousand miles of oceans between them. And of course, no sooner had we recovered from seeing his lovely smiling face (Rob always has a big-assed grin plastered on his face whenever he is close to where he wants to be - *wink wink*) when it was rumoured he was attending a Christening in the middle of London. And one lucky young girl got first hand, up close and personal experience, catching a glimpse both Rob and Kristen, in HER street of all places.

Rob and Kristen fan account - special thanks to RobStenation for the link :)
Kristen in black with extensions...
The young girl was as you can imagine, incredibly excited in seeing two famous people right outside her front door. And, thanks to her brother - she was able to meet both Rob and Kristen and take the (grainy) image above. Before she had to reluctantly leave. What happened next, can only be described as a bunch of stupid idiots, who decided to bombard the girl with hateful replies to her excitement. How some pea brained hags, began taking apart a girl simply because she put 'Rob and Kristen - holding hands and laughing' in the same sentence.

Cue the howling from the haters...
The snarling, snapping and whining...
It's not as if it wasn't expected. It's not as if you couldn't put two and two together and come up with the answer; Rob and Kristen - isn't it obvious?
But no, oh no...the hags and haters had to suddenly crawl out from the dark, smelly place they reside in and cry and complain. Mostly that this was the beginning of the BD promotional game that Summit has carefully planned out.

Cue the cackling from me...
Sorry, couldn't help myself. The ongoing 'Summit Payroll' suggestion leaves me breathless from giggling hysterically. Yes, it seems everyone is on it; previous co-stars, recent co-stars. Bear, Rob's mum and dad, Kristen's mum and dad. Anyone connected with the Twilight Saga, including former Directors (chatty Cathy leads the way) Bloggers supporting Rob and Kristen, websites, message boards and basically anyone who supports this 'relationship' are all being paid highly by Summit...

Of course we are *wink*
Summit has an agenda?
Why is it believable that two people need a band of supporters to be paid to pretend they are in a relationship, just to promote a movie franchise and yet, can't believe they are together respectfully because THEY want to be? Why can't some people just accept the fact that no matter what cock and bull story you think up, as long as it ties in with your warped sense of 'fantasy' that Rob and Kristen are not bound by any contract to be together until Breaking Dawn one and two is promoted?

One girl was subjected to so much hatred from a group of let's face it, frigid unstable women! How else can you describe their behaviour, except bordering on 'delusional and psychologically unstable?' Their perception in life is to hate Kristen just because she is with Rob and very much a part of his life. Who he is seen with all the time, despite the crap written about him 'cheating with thousands of women up and down the width and breadth of the United States.' Written by some shady entertainment site (Hollywood Life) mainly because they've spent too much time online reading from the Awful Truth board (the haven of Crazyville)

So let's just take a breath...let it out slowly...and relax.
Rob is in London, Kristen is in London. They've been seen out together at an event where apparently, some of the 'Brit Pack' were also in attendance. Whether it was a Christening or not - Rob and Kristen were seen together - again, obvious.

His larger than life assistant/bodyguard Dean, was not seen with him as he ambled with not a care in the world through Heathrow (diversion, distraction?) which can only mean one thing, Rob is NOT in the UK to work. 

There are no up and coming projects seemingly in the pipeline for him to do, no guest appearances on talk shows. Although i would love Jonathan Ross, who started a brand new show on Saturday ITV1, to sink his teeth into an interview with Rob. And no promotional work for BD part 1. Although if he has, it will most likely be a photo shoot with Kristen - nothing wrong with that at all. Oh, and he's not suddenly jealous of Kristen appearing in a music video, recorded without his consent and has flown all the way from the US to confront Marcus Foster over it. (Yes i got an email about that too!) 

Rob is in the UK because he wants to be, Kristen is there - obvious.

Finally...
Another unpublished photo of Rob and Kristen?
According to RPLife Premiere magazine (France) has new pictures from the movie and an interview with (Rob) that comes out on Wednesday. 

"We spent two whole months filming in the same room in front of a green screen." - Rob.

Upon reading the blurb; the site has put up about the up and coming interview; Rob talks candidly and openly about the eight months filming two movies back to back. The whole process of marriage, sex and birth; claiming he is now an expert in Oral Caesarian (Breaking Dawn birth scene) the last day of filming and Kristen Stewart. Who was also interviewed by the magazine.

The photo looks different from the previous outtakes, of course Taylor seems to be missing or did they do a photo all on their own? Either way, new interview and new photos from the movie, means fans will be buzzing around with anticipation when it goes viral on Wednesday. 
My sparkling Cheshire Cat is out once more, chuckling manically at those still living alongside the river of Den-ial. Rob and Kristen are together; happy, content, in love. The long summer drought is over. Fans can breathe a sigh of relief as they smile contently at the knowledge that 'they' are finally together. (cleverly Rob has now allowed himself to been seen) Oh i have no doubt if he has to fly back to LA, it will be because of work. And not because they have 'got sick of one and other' as the haters so willingly want to suggest. But in the meantime...

It's obvious.
T.

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