Ardente mente: Charlize Theron Is The Hot

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Charlize Theron Is The Hot

Charlize Theron Drops Some Bony Cleavage

Apparently the GQ Men Of The Year Awards were held last night in London and once again yours truly didn’t even get an honorable mention. It’s a conspiracy to keep me down, I know it. Anyhow, I’m not bitter because as usual a lot of hot women were there looking for rich husbands and I’ve got the shots for you. Here’s Charlize Theron looking gorgeous in her sweet low cut top and retard pants. I mean mentally challenged pants. Enjoy.

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Charlize Theron Works Her Leather Pants

I don’t really know why I’m giving Charlize Theron any space on my silly website, she hasn’t done anything exciting in a long time. I think she showed us her boobs in a movie once like a decade ago. Whooptidoo!!! If I knew how to use photoshop I might take the time to paste her naked top half on her sexy leather pant wearing lower half and call them Charlize Theron topless pictures, but I think I’m going to take a nap instead.

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Charlize Theron’s Legs Are Delicious

Here’s Charlize Theron at ‘The Burning Plain’ premiere in Paris the other night, I don’t know who the limp dick old man she’s holding hands with is but I don’t like it one bit. Those long gorgeous legs shouldn’t go to waste. Her dress makes her look a little like those pre-wrapped baked potatoes they sell at my local grocery store, I’d like to tear it open and cover her with some sour cream and bacon bits. Delicious.

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Charlize Theron Makes Everyone Look Good

Charlize Theron is by far one of the hottest women in the world, she’s one of those annoying people who looks good in every pictures no matter what she’s doing whether it’s playing in a waterfall in her bikini or picking up dog shit on the beach. I hate those people. You would think that she’d look terrible in this picture at The Vogue Party with John Galliano dressed as a creepy Mexican homosexual prostitute on her arm…. You’d be wrong.

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Charlize Theron Is Perfectly Annoying

Charlize Theron is too perfect, it’s annoying, there’s got to be something wrong with her. What is that thing? Is that a mole on her neck? Disgusting! Actually, it looks kind of cute. Big deal, so she’s gorgeous and smart and funny and I bet she can put her legs behind her head, who’s looking for that in a woman anyways?

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Hollywood Tuna: Ass Inspector

I know sometimes it’s hard to tell who the chicks in these paparrazzi pictures are but I have my ways, I’m like a crime scene investigator when it comes to models or celebrities. Each individual has a distinct ass crack like fingerprints or vaginas and after careful examination of these pictures it’s my professional that this is Charlize Theron. Another case solved.
9 more pictures of Charlize Theron here

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Charlize Theron Is Red Hot

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bad picture of Charlize Theron, I’d really really like to see if she looks this good when she wakes up. I know how she feels going through life always looking so perfect, it’s rough for people like her and I. Cabs stop for you at every corner, meals are paid for, cocktails come out of nowhere, fat girls throw themselves at you. It’s brutal. Ã‚Â