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"Something wicked this way comes..."

Darkness falls across the land...

Ah it's a witching time of year again and with that, people are gearing up to meet their potential vampire at various Halloween parties. Spare a thought for the silly people, who still insist in spreading stupidity all over the place, because one man has been very vocal about his attraction, adoration, desire and happiness for one girl. A girl that single-handedly brings out the worst in some people, twisting them in two with jealous rage and hate - heh!

Grab your broomsticks ladies of the hater-world!

Details Mag '09 the shoot that was so controversial...

It's so easy to annoy the the incredibly stupid - they take delight in trying to rub their bullshit in everyone's face. Log onto the AT board and the posts are full of it. Then comes the undecided fan; who tips the scale of panic, every single time they read the downright 'psychotic' meanderings posting there.
Take for instance, the photo i have just put up. Details became one of the most talked about interviews and photo shoots Rob has done so far. Scantily and sometimes naked models; draped themselves across Rob, leaned over him and one particular shot, young model posed naked in a milky bath. Haters rejoiced, Rob was banging all the actresses - or, because he suggested that 'he was allergic to vaginas' (JOKING) he then was labelled by the not so bright, as gay. 

Yes the stupid people are amongst us. They like to make up shit, just for fun. Rob being the person he is, tends to lend his sense of humour to every situation. This photo shoot i did not find one bit offensive, although several people did, which actually astounded me. Until i realised that within the fandom, there is a mix of very young; who do not fully understand that Rob is in fact, an adult and the magazine is aimed at the adult male market - not teenagers - male not female. And some fans of a more mature age, found this kind of 'adult' promotion and glamorising, highly offensive. The way i see it, it's just a photo shoot. It was just a day spent with models, who are comfortable within their own skin and Rob was being particularly loose with his word vomit - end of story. Hitting on the models, well, that's just the nonsten's way of viewing things. So just laugh out loud at their idiocy and carry on.

Rob and Ashley...

I found the whole Breaking Dawn European Tour, to be a complete success. Yes, there are those who will complain that Kristen wasn't there and Rob looked bored stiff most of the time. Those people will never be happy in my opinion, because they are always looking to the negative in everything. Ashley Greene did a good job; she was surrounded by screaming fans who were not exactly interested in her but in Rob. So i believe she did well, holding up her end of things and of course, smiling and being every bit a gracious co-star, her friendly banter with Rob was not false of pretentious, but genuine and honest. 

Was she trying to glam it up, put a bit of sexy on the RC with Rob by her side? I was actually disappointed in the choice of wardrobe for her. She's a very attractive young women and apart from the dress in the photo above, everything else looked too old to be put on such a young woman's body. Of course, Rob looked his rugged self with a more neater trim on his facial hair and tidier clothing, rather than jeans and leather jackets - i like a man in a nice fitting suit, and Rob has always filled a suit out well. But the god-awful whining and foaming that came out of it, linking Rob with Ashley was downright pathetic. But then again, i think it's fair to say we all know who we are dealing with, don't we? 

 

Marriage and getting Bella's name wrong...

Panicky fans who listen to idle gossip, believing everything that is printed from so called 'know it alls' will loose sleep. Because they would want you to think 'Rob is getting cosy or restraining himself from Ashley, just like Brad Pitt did, when he was secretly dating Angelina Jolie' 

Yes...please calm them!

LMFAO!!
I have heard some ridiculous excuses in my time, but honestly Rob in the haters eyes, has to sleep with anyone and that includes waitresses, who just happen to be working at the bar he came in with his team to have a drink. Yes she was blond, yes she was pretty, but to assume he 'tapped that one' is just some completely off their rocker idiots excuse, to have him 'lose his inhibitions' rather than face the prospect of the first part of the tour coming to an end, and Rob will next week be with...

Gorgeous Kristen...

Yep you guessed it!
I love the smell of desperation, as it clings to the air. Breaking Dawn Promo finished on a high note. And as people looked to the airports to see if they could catch AG and RP wandering through them, confirming whether they went back to LA - Rob once more went M.I.A 

Where could he be?
London...
NYC...
Los Angeles...
the world?

So many desperate people, clinging to the idea he has flown back to the US, for a few show appearances before the Hand and Foot Ceremony on November 3rd. They believe he has flown back without Kristen, who is currently still working on SWATH. They want you to believe he doesn't care about her anymore, they broke up hence he looked so unhappy in Paris, Belgium and Sweden. Funny, considering they also lay claim they're not together anyway?

This shit just gets funnier and funnier...
They will make any excuse, rather than just accepting the fact that Rob Pattinson is not single. He is not looking for anyone else to date, hook up, party with or hang out. He is not actively seeking anyone over 5ft 10ins and blond (haters description of what an ideal candidate to date Robert looks like. That or Ashley Greene, because she is not Kristen)
Then of course...if that's not bad enough...

The sex scene you may not get...

I have read that people are up in arms, because Summit have edited the 'honeymoon sex scene.' Starring of course, Rob and Kristen as Edward and Bella has been cut, to allow it to pass as a 12A or PG13 rating. That Edward 'thrusting' against Bella and giving the impression of sex, will not be shown. Less skin to skin contact, less below the shoulders movement to suggest, two people consummating their marriage. Now, i know a lot have been very vocal about this. They have openly attacked Summit Entertainment for doing a 'Meyer' on them and instead of 'fading to black' like it is written in the book, they are cock-blocking (lovely word usage) the actual scene in which Bella becomes a 'woman' and Edward finally after a hundred or so years, loses his virtue and deflowers a maiden (lol sorry but i wanted to be all gentlemanly with polite with the imagery)

YEESSSS it's about bloody time!

I can understand people's frustrations; three movies and finally...Edward and Bella get married and go to a wonderful secluded island, so that they can fulfil Bella's last 'human' wish and that's to have sex. BUT and it is a very big but. In order for young teens and let's face it, a majority of the fandom is made up of very young fans, it is seen as being a bit gratuitous if a 'young adult' book to movie, suddenly becomes R rated. I know there are those that are over the age of 16 and feel they 'deserve' that little bit, that should be offered up to them for following this movie saga for three years now. They want to see a scene that involves two people in love, actually showing their love by making it in the first place! After all, Bella ends up getting pregnant and giving birth to a demon baby *Rob's words not mine* in the second half of the movie. So if they can give it a PG-13 for the gruesome birth scene, why cut out Edward breaking the headboard on the bed?

The happy married couple...

I think that some people worry too much, sometimes without even thinking with a logical head. Of course Summit will not allow Breaking Dawn to be a R rated movie, if indeed half of those that are complaining, are most likely doing so because they caught a glimpse of the leaked footage, that a stupid little fan downloaded and spread over the internet far and wide. They are clouded by those images to want that in the movie - warts and all. 

You have to consider that the writer - Stephenie Meyer, did not write BD to involve a full on sex scene, so why are people being so greedy? If you want to see something like that, i suggest reading fan fiction. There are a few out there, who are willing to fill in the blanks that Stephenie left out. If not, just enjoy the movie for what has been done, applaud Bill Condon for taking a book and generously splitting it in half. He has reassured Twilight fans that he has been very faithful to the story. The scene involving Edward and Bella on honeymoon would be in my opinion, done with delicate taste on the subject of marriage, having sex and delivering a baby, against all odds. Yes, there are those who believe that 'covering, editing, cutting and leaving out' vital points of that part of the movie, is cheating fans who let's face it, have experienced sex and are very worldly in that aspect of their lives. But spare a thought for those that want to go to see the movie for the story, and not to ogle Robert Pattinson's back, or anything else that's on show belonging to him.

I'm warning you only once...

Finally...

"No one bothers Stewart between takes as she comes back from whatever place she has to go to find her sorrow. On almost every occasion, it is Pattinson who will eventually walk over, give her shoulder a light rub, and bring her back for the next take. If chemistry is a concern to the “Twilight” fans, they can sleep well from here on out."

Their very first photo shoot together...

I kind of love this comment. It's all kinds of shippery, all kinds of 'aww' but with a truthful twist. No one can deny that they have chemistry; from the very first introduction and audition, it was clearly evident, that Rob and Kristen just 'connected' and have been that way ever since. Despite the hate that gets past around from day to day, those that have witnessed it with their own eyes, the sexual chemistry, the deep rooted affection for one and other, could never deny that Rob and Kristen made Edward and Bella what they are in the movies. 

That no one can even contemplate someone else filling vampire Edward's shoes, that Kristen as Bella, would not have had the same connection with another actor. And because of that, would not be in the position she is today; her life inexplicably changed when she took on the role as Bella Swan in Twilight. Rob has often commented that Twilight also changed his life, and i don't believe he is just talking about being a penniless out of work at the time actor, when the role came along.

Undeniably together...

Rob meeting Kristen changed his life in so many good ways. He found someone who understands his personality, his thoughts and ideas. She grounds him when he gets a bit overwhelmed with the little scary things around him. She has given Rob unconditional support right from the very beginning. He waxes poetic about how good an actress she is, and that to explain Kristen in one word, he simply cannot do. Together they are an unbreakable unit mainly because, they get one and other and they understand each other completely. Both seem to have very old souls; they like the simple things in life and are not armoured by Hollywood and all the shallowness it has to offer. 

Instead, they spent what little time they have on the down low together, away from the spotlight that takes up most of their professional lives. They find comfort in being as 'normal' as possible and this tends to send some of their fans into a twisted sense of worry, when they haven't been seen for a while.

I personally love the dull moments. The times when they are not spotted out having dinner or chilling with friends like most couples do. I tend to believe wholeheartedly that it's moments like that they cherish and grab onto as much as possible. Once they step out of a car and onto a Red Carpet, they feel like an animal in a zoo - subjected to shouts and screams and flashing light bulbs, as thousands of cameras capture their every moment. 

They appreciate those that follow them, support their movies and pay money to go and see them. They endure the constant harassment of the media about their 'status' in a relationship, and heaven forbid - Rob cracks a joke about being 'married in the eyes of the church' and it has rendered some gossip sites completely stupid. As they dissect his comment to see if there is any truth in it.

Chill your bits

Take a moment to simply enjoy the Breaking Dawn promotion and try and try not to analyse every single thing Rob and Kristen do to death. We will see them next week all giddy with excitement, as they prepare for their end of the promotion roller-coaster for the movie. Join up with their very close friend Taylor and smile happily to the fans, as they sign and pose for photographs. People should just learn to relax, unwind, put your feet up and enjoy the moments, because you know there will be plenty.

Oh and...Happy Halloween my little hags and monsters. Don't eat too much candy, leave some for the kids. Dust down that broom, drag in that black cat and have a spooky good time.

 

T.