Rob and Kristen - Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?

Sshh...don't tell them where i am!

Sitting here pissing myself laughing...
I shouldn't be bitchy, i've been trying to be good. But sometimes, sometimes...

Sometimes it's just so hard to try and not be all 'in your face with the bitch-slapping'
I can take all the 'it's been so long since we've seen Kristen or Rob's pretty faces, oh how i wish for just one papped photo to let me know they are together' Because most of the fandom are feeling the lack of photographic evidence, like a pinch of tight clothing after Thanksgiving and Christmas.

More recently it seems everyone wants to know where Rob is and it seems, even random strangers are getting in on the act. Yesterday; Rob was reportedly seen in NYC, why he would be there no one knows? Of course speculation was immediately rife; he has more Cosmo work to do (strange, i thought he had wrapped up everything that needed to be done in Toronto?) he has musical stuff to do (yes because stuff is so important, musical wise that is) he is meeting with his New York baby mama (get in line ladies, apparently he has many, many baby mama's it seems) Today however, he has now been seen in LA in a bar of course, with another actor - i kid you not. Yes it seems if he is not randomly walking down any old street in any old district, in any old town in any old city and in any old country...he's propped up against a bar, slurping beer and hanging with other actors, because that's his home away from home.

I'm scary sometimes, but don't let that frighten you...come closer...

People who have no invested interest in Twilight or anything remotely related to Robert Pattinson (please check spelling before posting his name) or Kristen Stewart, but know as soon as they put his name up, they will receive a lot more interest in their shallow boring lives, than if they didn't. Because as soon as that tweet goes viral, retweet after retweet and question after question...which then begin the mindless spiral of panic, nausea and downright suicidal worry.

OMG he's not in London, he's not with Kristen, they're not together? BAWL!!
Why is he in NYC, why is he in LA, OMG what does this mean? WHINE!!
He must be working on music again, Sam Bradley tweeted he's back in the US, but why is he not with Kristen? CRY!!

Wise words, follow them closely...

Look; If you choose to believe two tweets, giving up two locations and not one sign of Rob coming or going from an airport. Especially during a time when fans, actors and even Summit itself, are gearing up for the promotion of Breaking Dawn. BUT you will question the fact that some people suggested he went to the UK last weekend, was also seen by a handful of people who mentioned spotting him on the set of Kristen's new movie, and then again in and around the area that Kristen is supposedly been living. Oh but that's right, Kristen in the same breath, has been tweeted shooting here, there and every Snow White where. When in fact, she has been shooting at Pinewood Studios in London, while second units have been shooting other scenes that don't involve the fairest of them all, with other actors.

I'm not going to sugar coat, i cannot stand those that panic from one emotional state to the next. The kind of fans that will believe anything, any little morsel of bullshit that comes their way and then run around looking for verification. Step away from the edge of the abyss and slap yourselves upside the head for a good five minutes, because really!

Do i care where Rob is? Nope
Do i want to know where he is? Not really
Will it upset my day if i don't find out? I have better things to do with my time.

I can understand some people worrying, but the worry is really unnecessary in the grand scheme of things. It's not going to change the course of your day, ruin your life, upset your plans or drive you to the brink of insanity - although... o_O
Life will go on, the sun will set, the birds will sing and Robert Pattinson will remain hidden until he is ready to show his face - shaven or not. Although to be fair, he will need to look groomed to dazzle on the Red Carpet.

I give up!!

I feel like I'm Velma from the Scooby-Doo Mysteries, trying to solve a difficult problem when really, there is none. Breaking Dawn promotion is almost upon us; Rob will join Ashley in Paris - Saturday and Sunday (23/24). Then it's off to Brussels for yet another fan event with Ms Greene (26) then Stockholm (28) before joining up with Kristen (possibly a flight back to London to return together) in LA for the Hand and Foot Print ceremony (Nov 3) then the fan convention (5) before the World Premiere (14)

After that, a return back to London (16) for the UK premiere and then it's finally on to Berlin with Taylor and Director Bill Condon, for the Germany Premiere (18) have i left anything out?
Seems to me that schedule is fairly iron clad and incredibly self explanatory. Why would Rob be in the US when he is needed in Europe by the weekend? It would be much easier for him to travel from the UK to France, than fly across from LA (just my humble opinion)

Together...again...

Soon my pretties...very soon and we will see their faces. Just have a little bit of trust and a bucket full of faith and stop worrying, everything is, as it has always been x
T.