Kristen Stewart - Don't You Wish You Looked This Good?

Stunning Stewart...

This girl...
This gorgeous, sweet girl...
This generous and kind, feisty and determined girl...
This carefree, loving, loyal girl...

Is not you and it kills the haters, every single day...inside.
Glamour UK - Dec 2011 Issue
*Thanks for RobStenation for the article*

I was delighted yesterday, after a long day in the real world, to come home and find that Kristen has graced the cover of yet another magazine - Glamour UK this time ;)

Another day and another reveal it seems, as if Rob hasn't revealed enough while he has been promoting Breaking Dawn - Part One, in Europe LOL.
What is that i hear the HaterStens cry as they shout, foam, wither and whine?
"He has said no such thing, the dubbing over his voice proves that the stupid people are lying..." 

Yeah, because we are all wrong, we can't possibly hear Rob's very clear 'English accent' speak through the dubbing - nope, not a word, not a jot!
Oh and the stupid people are the fans of Rob, while Kristen, is the woman they hate with every fibre in their being...

Sexy Stewart...

Yep this girl, this wonderfully stunning, attractive and humble girl - feeds their hate filled lives with bitter frenzy. She consumes their every waking thought, their every startling moment, because she has the one thing they can never have - Robert Pattinson's undivided attention. Oh, they claim they are fans of his. Claim they are loyal Rob lovers when in fact, they are despicable, devious, disgusting and degrading, as they brag about every sex-filled thought for this man, who consumes their fantasies about as much as Kristen consumes their hate. They would rather believe he beds anything that moves, drinks himself into a stupor and wakes up the next morning beside anyone - but Kristen. His unfaithfulness they encourage, it means he is a fun loving 25 year old, not tied down to anyone, not attached to anything - just living his life vicariously - as it should be...

In their warped version of reality that is.

YUP kinda in that type of mood...

There has literally been an abundance of little gems that have come out of, or rather fallen out of Rob's mouth, since he began his section of the Breaking Dawn promo before linking up with Taylor and then Kristen for the next bit. Ashley is currently by his side for the first part and what do you know, hook up's a plenty according the HaterSten, Nonsten, back-stabbing-I don't-give-a-FuckSten. 

Yes Rob has been 'tapping that' i.e. his co-star from Twilight, who has described her relationship with Rob as an "extended brother." Yeah incest is best according to the hags, who want him to bed anything that moves, including them.

They can't see beyond anything logical or intelligent. They want him to be this pimped out PR horse; who will do what he is told. Date who they order him to date and then use that, to gain more publicity, by flaunting them around his family and friends - making it all out to be one big happy PR filled family.

They sound like wonderful Rob Pattinson fan's, don't they?

And they abuse it...a lot!

I can accept people who like him, respect him and respect the movies he makes. They do not vilify his image by creating their sex-filled thoughts about him. Hate people he is close to, including stalking his friends on facebook and twitter. Decide who he should date and if he is dating someone they disagree with - create an army of haters to post disgusting threats about her. Including calling her some names that really, as women, they would be horrified if they were called that.

Siren Stewart...

They hate her, because their jealousy clouds all common sense . They call her names, rather than admitting the truth - if she is so damn ugly, then what do they look like? Oh that's right *snort* i have seen a few of them and...well, i wouldn't pass judgement on a girl who is stunning with or without make-up. But more importantly, she is beautiful on the inside. Kristen has a lovely soul...can't say that about the HaterStens. 

It's so easy to laugh at the stupidity of some people, it's too easy to make fun of the downright ridiculous, who have had a meltdown this week following Rob's lack of filter at the fan events; suggesting he was in "LONDON last week", nearly put half of them in a Psych' ward. His comments about "the love of your life being part of your family" has also lead some to the ledge with panic. So they hit back with rubbish like 'he's talking about Edward and Bella not his personal life' even though it was a personal question aimed at him. His ramblings have been adorable, including letting it be known very clearly that - wait for it..."I'm English"

Yes - Rob Pattinson is not only English, but he was also in London prior to going back to the US, before flying back out again with Ashley to Paris.

Kristen's GQ:US caused a ripple of noise a few weeks back, when she let slip that her "boyfriend is English" Her comment ended up trending world wide - sending haters into a foamy frenzy of denial 'Rob's not English, he's British - completely different, so she's not talking about him!'

Glamour:US mentioned her philosophy in life when it came to relationships; "Don't be an asshole...don't setttle!" as her way of suggesting when you are in a relationship, try not fucking it up by being stupid.
Glamour:UK has proven to be even more revealing and this shit just gets better!
She loves British 'old man pubs' the kind that Rob has always frequented, even when he lived in there.
She has taken to liking Roast Dinners (firm favourite for the British at heart) 
Her favourite drink is Guinness. 
Not your typical British ale, as it hails from Ireland, but a lot of British men tend to drink the cold flow version that is sold in the mainland pubs. Personally speaking, and this invitation goes out to Rob also. If you want to drink a proper pint of Guinness, get yourself across to Dublin - Ireland. Visit the Guinness factory and sample a pint of the black stuff! For those who like the deep dark and pretty heavy liquid refreshment, you won't be disappointed.

She prefers lads to jocks - when the question was put to her who does she prefer, "American Jocks or British lads?" Rob is anything but a jock lol, the thought of him being very sporty and very body conscious is laughable. A typical lad; watches football, has a drink with the lads and hangs around in 'old man's pubs' and we already know that Kristen loves that type of scene.
She loves Laura Marling (UK singer/songwriter) who Rob introduced Kristen to her music when they were shooting Twilight and believed her style of music would have been suited for the movie.

Finally...
She has spent the last two New Year's in the UK/London, and both of them were "fucking incredible!"

Smouldering Stewart...

For me, Kristen has grown and matured into a stunning young adult. As Rob said during one of his many interviews he has done to promote the movie, "Kristen's personality has changed, but she is still the same actress he has known from the beginning." Of course she has matured; Kristen has grown up and therefore, she has been able to shed the teenager in her when she met Rob at 17, and experience what it's like to be a young woman and in love - *snicker*

They have done 5 movies together, immersed themselves as Edward and Bella, but have not lost who they are - two actors pulled together to create a believable story, as fantastical as it has been. They have also grown close together (the bit the haters can't stand) and that has given them a better insight into how to handle this madness that is Twilight. Kristen has always been seen as a very serious actress and a very confident young girl. But it took meeting a young man, who lacked for want of a better word in those areas to bring out the nurturing woman in her. To support someone who never saw himself that clearly, but knew deep down inside he was that good, he just needed a little convincing from someone whom he could trust and would always give him an honest answer.

USS NONSTEN is sinking...

*Shits and giggles*
The filter somehow has been turned off since Kristen went to London to shoot SWATH (what have you done with Kristen and can the real Kristen step forward?) 
Maybe she has, as was mentioned in her GQ interview, decided that many people now know "It's obvious!"
Obvious to those that after nearly three years, several holidays, set visits and time together - fans of Rob and Kristen can see that yes, it is so obvious and it has been so obvious for some considerable time. Those that refuse to see it, refuse to even contemplate the fact that they are together, live continuously in the dark. Driven by hate, consumed by jealousy, only to then harp on about it on their hate filled blogs, tumblr's and instant messaging services about 'how much they hate her!'

Sensational Stewart...

Meanwhile...
Rob has been all kinds of awesome on the Breaking Dawn promotional tour. All kinds of loose lipped and fancy free. All kinds of 'who gives a fuck anymore' when it comes to talking about the sex scenes, the birth. How difficult and uncomfortable it has been with everyone watching he and Kristen 'performing' and of course - body conscious about sucking in his belly when he is showing a lot more skin than ever before.

He is full of all kinds of pride, all kinds of giddiness and you know what that means? Rob + Giddy = lack of filter and we all love it.
Lack of filter means, that Rob says what he means and does not mince with his words. His jokes are hysterical, i can see Kristen pulling her hands over her face and shaking her head at his lack of control, when it comes to 'telling it how it is' 

Paris, Belgium and now Stockholm today - the European tour that keeps giving and giving. Oh yes, the hags and harpies/the loony fringe of HaterSten and Nonsten Brigade, can bark and claim Rob is 'sleeping with Ashley' yeah, anyone but Kristen right?
Rob: "And so it was weird because it was a real Priest. So essentially Kristen and I are married..." 

LMFAO!! 

R.I.P Nonsten...

Oh Rob, do you know how many Nonstens/Krisbians/HaterStens and CombatStens you have just killed with that comment? Not to mention those that have dreamed of their Wedding in Breaking Dawn, with think it has some kind of hidden meaning. Some secret wedding licence signed at the very end, to signal their union not only as Mr and Mrs Cullen, but also...Mr and Mrs Pattinson?

Oh wait, what will the Nonsten's use as an excuse for Rob saying that, considering the whole "I was in London last week" was 'dubbed over so badly' that he could have said anything. Mainly he was in 'London last weeks' instead of week...if that makes sense in any language? But then again, it's haters we are talking about here so...

He was tired, he tends to open his mouth and shit falls out when he is tired. Yes that is true, but in Psychology - dealing with emotions, you tend to say things what you actually believe, rather than try and cover them up with lies. When your barriers are down and you are less responsive, less likely to control your actions and emotions, that is when your emotional state allows 'certain' emotional truth to slip out.

So emotionally driven, sleep deprived Rob is a very good Rob to have, because he spills all kinds of wonderful.

Swedish Rob is like Rome Rob from 2008...

Rob: "If your girlfriend gets pregnant you are like OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?"
Ashley: "No, it's your wife."

*dum dum, dum dum...another one bites the dust...*

When asked about the first sex scene in Breaking Dawn, Rob has confessed that some people were freaking out as to how it would be done. According to Mr Loose-lipped; "That's not how Edward would thrust. Let me borrow Kristen for a second and I'll show you." 

Ah yes, because Rob would allow someone else to demonstrate on Kristen how Edward would be with Bella...Not!
Kristen spoke of the sex scenes in Glamour:UK and how it was "more 'R' rated, but then it was re-cut" to pass the PG-13 status. Now Rob is talking about thrusting for the sex scenes - dear god...silence that boy now!

Oh wait...don't.

No filter Rob - good times...

Ashley: "Remember when you kept getting her name wrong?" (during the wedding)
Seems Rob kept calling Kristen by her given name and not her characters - LMAO!

And so...conclusion?
Never let Rob sleep, a sleepy Rob is a very chatty Rob indeed.
Kristen; never change. I adore the fact she is more comfortable to just let it be known and accepted she is with a very 'English' boyfriend.

HaterSten, Krisbians, Nonstens and alike - their spit and fire will do nothing but create a nuisance and a mess. They will never get Rob - that guy is long gone, completely and utterly in love with a young sassy girl called Kristen Stewart - because this 'American woman' knows how to tame a very 'British' man'

Enchanting Rob and Kristen...

Haters will hate. It does nothing to this couple, except make them very vocal when it comes to who they both belong to. If by denying the kind of 'obvious' little hints both Rob and Kristen have let slip about their relationship over the last couple of weeks; Kristen since she arrived in the UK for both GQ and Glamour magazines, Rob with his stealthy visitation to London and back. Followed closely by his French then Belgium and finally Swedish confessions.

Heed my warning haters!

If by now you are still spitting and whining, still gnashing and gnarling with shouts of 'denial, denial, denial!' Well, i hope you enjoy your time left alone in the dark, because misery loves company, and there are a lot of miserable 'haters' who claim they are Rob fans out there.

Take care, have a lovely weekend. The fan event and press conference is now over, Sweden are now saying goodbye to both Rob and Ashley as they head off into the night. Where will Rob head from here? 
Heh!

My thoughts would tend to look towards the skies over London. Kristen will be freed from her filming obligations to commit herself to a few little Breaking Dawn promo spots. A tiny Hand and Foot ceremony in LA, followed by some TV appearances and something called a 'World Premiere' to take place. Then it's back to finishing Snow White and the Huntsman, just before Thanksgiving and then Christmas. Where possibly she will enjoy once more a very British hospitality LOL.

It's Obvious!
T.