"Double, double, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double, double, toil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes."
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Double, double, toil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes."
Ah the witches and hags that come out to play; there's a lull in information, gossip, suggestion, sighting and indeed *insider* help, when it comes to knowing every single thing about the whereabouts of Kristen Stewart...
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| Simply Gorgeous... |
"Isn't she lovely...isn't she wonderful?"
Of course everyone knows where Rob is; he's currently still shooting Cosmopolis in Toronto, so there's not a lot he can do about being spotted. Considering the amount of nosy photographers that stand around outside the film set along with his fans day in and day out.
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| Oh dear...no...words... |
There's a distinctive 'jealous' smell in the air from the usual hags, who see it their daily duty to criticise and poke their spindly fingers with warts on the end of them at Kristen, and why 'Rob is such a fool for hooking up with her!' There are many sites out there who make fun of the simple minded of them all...no need to mention names, i think it's safe to assume you know who i mean?
They hide away in their little bat-cave as they squawk, squeak and cry 'Why Kristen is so important - what does she have that WE don't have?' I hear them cry (no actually, a really funny blog posts up their rants and raves for all of us to enjoy)
They hide away in their little bat-cave as they squawk, squeak and cry 'Why Kristen is so important - what does she have that WE don't have?' I hear them cry (no actually, a really funny blog posts up their rants and raves for all of us to enjoy)
Oh there are so many things i can say to that statement - really catty like, but i will refrain with the exception that she has Rob's heart and that's the most important factor to consider. They believe he's that dense and that dumb, that he will just do what Kristen tells him. She's plain, boring, ugly and scrawny. Yes they poke fun at her lovely petite frame, her long glorious hair that always looks great, even in a messy ponytail. Her deep green eyes that show a mischievous side to her (no wonder Rob fell for them) and that ever lovely smile that just gets wider and wider, the happier she is.
Oh yeah...because another one of her flaws the bat-shits make fun of?
Kristen NEVER smiles.
I could go through a plethora of photos showcasing Kristen's amazing smile; it would most likely be excused as wind by the hags and bat-shits, who yelp and whine every time they see a photograph of her (it must really hurt to see all that pretty around the one they desire?)
I could wax poetic that 'Every time Kristen Stewart smiles; a hater looses a tooth, but they probably don't have many left with all that gnarling and gnashing they do?' Kristen seems to be the one person that can literally bring them to their knees, with the stress and strain of having to watch Rob seen with her. They of course chalk it all down to 'promotion of the Twilight movies' yeah, because spending time alone with him behind closed doors, is regarded as PR and i don't believe she's looking at his CD collection or how many guitars he's bought over the last three years?
They sit alone in their little world; locked so no one can gain access and feel sorry for themselves. They make hate filled excuses as to why Rob even 'bothers with little plain mouse' they have far more to offer the tall and studdly Brit, than Kristen could ever give him. Yeah because he's into plastic barbie's with brains to match. Those that despise the ground KStew walks on. Yet, borrow her trend, idolise the clothing choice and of course have many pairs of chucks in their wardrobe, because 'they're comfy' Ahuh, i saw a taste of that at the shooting of 'Remember Me' in NYC in 2009; the gaggle of girls who hung around day in and day out to catch a glimpse of Rob. It's the Funniest thing, but they seemed to be sporting clothing that 'OMG' looked identical to the clothes Kristen wears.
See they hate her but don't hate her fashion sense; as they dump their much loved UGG boots, because Rob made a comment one time he hates the 'stupid looking boots'
Kristen has admitted she's come into her own with regards to appreciating her looks and her body. At one time she would have been so awkward; standing in front of people dressed in a skirt without wanting to crawl inside her teenage skin and cringe, until people would stop looking. Funny how things develop as you get older? That and of course someone who appreciates you for not only your intelligence (she has it in abundance) but also your charm, wit and looks. Funny how when you are in a relationship - you just bloom and grow.
But let's not forget Rob in all of this. My how times have changed since the goofy, gawky, incredibly tall and thin actor, stepped onto the scene. His shy demeanour was always clouded over by his jokes and sense of humour. That self-deprecating attitude towards himself, never taking anything seriously...hiding behind insecurities...
He's come into his own as well. No longer standing hunched over or awkwardly gawking with nervous hands fisted at his sides, Rob has come to appreciate the fact that the 'you wear the wardrobe' not the other way around. A lot also has to do with change; accepting that wherever he goes for promotional purposes, he has to stand a certain way and look a certain way. BUT there's also the distinctive visual change in his appearance and not just the clothing he's wearing. He stands taller now (I know) he has more confidence in himself and more assurance in how he feels about the direction his life is going. The insecurities of the past are no longer an issue with him...i wonder why that is?
Ah yes and we're back to the thorn in the hags sides once more. You see, Rob has a more 'outwardly happy appearance' now that he shares his life with someone special. Special as in she understands and fully accepts his life; is not looking for any glory or gratification (she has enough of that on her own) Accepts and understands his lifestyle better than even he does (child actress) and can put him in his place when she needs to (he likes strong independent women) BUT above all else; is supportive, understanding, patient and loves him...the real Rob. Not the one dimensional version that is seen on posters and magazines. Watched for hours on end via DVD and of course, there's the whole 'franchise fetish' most of his female fans seem to have (which is another addiction i won't go into...for now)
*I adore that photograph...so sensual and intimate*
Those that don't want to understand the reasons why this couple are together, find fault in everything they do. It's not natural to just accept Rob and Kristen as a couple; they have to find a reason to stop them being together. That if they bitch and threaten enough; Rob will decide he can't cope and end the 'fake, PR, showmance, hook up' relationship with Kristen and drown himself in a bevy of women, just to take his mind of things.
Never gonna happen.
While they believe this to be the case; the irony in all of this is fairly laughable; 'he's not the type of person for casual relationships' Rob has said so himself in interviews. AH, but they believe it's just a pieced together PR strategy to make him look like a wholesome boy!
*Giggles*
If that were true, then whoever is being hired to do his PR, is doing a pretty shitty job at it! Oh wait, he doesn't have anyone doing his PR - he's PR-less.
BWAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah...because another one of her flaws the bat-shits make fun of?
Kristen NEVER smiles.
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| Isn't it always funny how Kristen seems to smile when she's around Rob? |
I could wax poetic that 'Every time Kristen Stewart smiles; a hater looses a tooth, but they probably don't have many left with all that gnarling and gnashing they do?' Kristen seems to be the one person that can literally bring them to their knees, with the stress and strain of having to watch Rob seen with her. They of course chalk it all down to 'promotion of the Twilight movies' yeah, because spending time alone with him behind closed doors, is regarded as PR and i don't believe she's looking at his CD collection or how many guitars he's bought over the last three years?
They sit alone in their little world; locked so no one can gain access and feel sorry for themselves. They make hate filled excuses as to why Rob even 'bothers with little plain mouse' they have far more to offer the tall and studdly Brit, than Kristen could ever give him. Yeah because he's into plastic barbie's with brains to match. Those that despise the ground KStew walks on. Yet, borrow her trend, idolise the clothing choice and of course have many pairs of chucks in their wardrobe, because 'they're comfy' Ahuh, i saw a taste of that at the shooting of 'Remember Me' in NYC in 2009; the gaggle of girls who hung around day in and day out to catch a glimpse of Rob. It's the Funniest thing, but they seemed to be sporting clothing that 'OMG' looked identical to the clothes Kristen wears.
See they hate her but don't hate her fashion sense; as they dump their much loved UGG boots, because Rob made a comment one time he hates the 'stupid looking boots'
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| Double trouble - killing style... |
But let's not forget Rob in all of this. My how times have changed since the goofy, gawky, incredibly tall and thin actor, stepped onto the scene. His shy demeanour was always clouded over by his jokes and sense of humour. That self-deprecating attitude towards himself, never taking anything seriously...hiding behind insecurities...
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| Looking good Mr. Pattinson... |
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| I wonder if she was allowed to keep the boots? (evil smirk) |
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| Lay me down on a bed of roses... |
Those that don't want to understand the reasons why this couple are together, find fault in everything they do. It's not natural to just accept Rob and Kristen as a couple; they have to find a reason to stop them being together. That if they bitch and threaten enough; Rob will decide he can't cope and end the 'fake, PR, showmance, hook up' relationship with Kristen and drown himself in a bevy of women, just to take his mind of things.
Never gonna happen.
While they believe this to be the case; the irony in all of this is fairly laughable; 'he's not the type of person for casual relationships' Rob has said so himself in interviews. AH, but they believe it's just a pieced together PR strategy to make him look like a wholesome boy!
*Giggles*
If that were true, then whoever is being hired to do his PR, is doing a pretty shitty job at it! Oh wait, he doesn't have anyone doing his PR - he's PR-less.
BWAHAHAHA!
So the weekend approaches...and where will Rob be?
Will he be working?
I have no idea, but if Rob gets a few days off, he always likes to relax a little. Take in a band, hang out with some friends...walk and feed the dog. Oh that's right, you see a lot tend to forget he has this little four legged pooch to look after and can't rightly call on his assistant (Dean) to watch over the adorable Bear all the time - the guy has to have a day off some time right?
Where is Kristen?
Now that's a question that has been asked for weeks. A Funny thing about Kristen is she's not called 'Ninja-Stew' for nothing. That girl can get in and out of airports, faster than you can recite every single movie Rob has starred in. Trust me when i say, it's not the first time she's slipped undetected (including when she took Bear to Toronto) through security, so if you think that it's impossible - think again.
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| Rocking the red carpet this month... |
*wink*
London will be calling for her soon...Rob will have a few weeks left to complete Cosmopolis and then what?
Heh - wouldn't you like to know?
Have a lovely, drama free weekend. Don't get too caught in the hysterical whining from some in the fandom; this Rob and Kristen drought is causing some dry rot between the ears, cabin fever has kicked in and i could have sworn i saw a mirage in the desert of despair.
T.
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