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I start the week with the round up of stupid assed rumours; fed to the masses by hysterical people, who panic like little sheep at the drop of a hat.
I'm talking about the jittering, twitching 'some day' fans; who when they don't see Kristen or Rob from one our to the next, assume they have broken up or there is trouble in their relationship.
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| Take two and call me in the morning... |
* We have Rob out drinking to access; because he has been seen at two parties (allegedly) with a beer in his hand (knock me down with a feather, he drinks. Who'd have thought that?)
* We have Kristen seen here, there and everywhere (she gets about doesn't she?) and not hanging onto Rob up in Toronto where she should belong. Then if she so happens to turn up there then she's a clingy girlfriend (can't win all the time)
* We have Rob working with all these glamorous women on Cosmopolis; whom he is having torrid affairs with, because he can't keep it in his pants for more than five minutes - because he's like that.
* We have; they haven't been seen together since the Movie Awards. They didn't hang around with each other, they didn't kiss on stage like last time and now it's believed the whiners are complaining that they weren't seen in matching outfits (lightening bolt strike me down now!)
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| You've been avoiding me again - haven't you? |
So...lets clear up some of these stupid rumours shall we?
Where is Kristen?
Wouldn't you like to know. Seriously does it really matter where Kristen Stewart is? Will it stop you from sleeping, eating, existing? Is this what Bella was like in New Moon; where you lose literally three months of your life, because she's off the gossip radar?
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| Haunting... |
Unfortunately for Kristen - she's dammed if she does and dammed if she doesn't. If she's seen in Toronto, then the excuse is 'she's being a clingy girlfriend, she won't give him space, she's always under his feet - she doesn't trust him'
JFC!
Why has Rob been seen out in Toronto on his own?
The funny thing about 'hysterical fans' (and i will use the word 'hysterical' a lot in today's post) and that is they find 'drama' in literally anything. Rob was seen in a pub with a drink in his hand; 'OMG he's drinking himself into a stupor because he's lonely - Kristen and Rob have broken up!' He's seen hanging with members of the cast of Cosmopolis; 'OMG he's man-whoring his way through all the women in the movie - Kristen and Rob have broken up!'
He attends a party for any reason in particular; 'OMG he's out at the sort of things he and Kristen used to attend - Rob and Kristen have broken up!'
GET A LIFE!
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| Seriously - WTF? |
Why do they not wear coordinating outfits anymore. They did last year so what's changed?
This by far is the funniest excuse i have read so far and trust me, there are worse being batted about the Internet, but this one just screams teenage angst! The excuse is that last years MTV Movie Awards and indeed the première's, show appearances - the whole nine yards - had Rob and Kristen wearing matching clothing in colour or indeed style. This seems to be something a lot tend to take a lot of notice of, because it just screams 'couple' when you just so happen to turn up at an event in matching couture. Okay i get it, there have been times Rob and Kristen have been styled by a team who simply throw clothes your direction and tell you to wear them. Last years MTV awards; Rob and Kristen turned up wearing black and gold...this year Rob turned up in a jacket and flannel shirt, dark jeans and grungy sneakers.
Lets see...as far as i have always been aware - Rob is not your typical follower of fashion. Last year granted, he wore matching colours to Kristen's gorgeous outfit but really did it mean anything? Probably not, certainly not to Kristen and Rob. The colour coordination at the premières, is something most style teams try and do. Put main leads in matching colours or designers, because it's more aesthetically pleasing to the eye. Rob was not in a matching outfit in 2009; when they won the first movie award for Best Kiss, did that make any difference?
NOT AT ALL!
Personally, I'm more interested in seeing Kristen wearing one of Rob's old tee-shirts than worrying myself over uncoordinated outfits, truly. Rob had just flown in from Toronto on the Saturday night and turned up on Sunday in his usual casual/comfortable clothing, something that has always been his trademark. What did people expect - The Eric Packer look? Don't they know that's wardrobe clothing, and won't be seen in Rob's 'set collection' until the movie is done? The eyes are always on the women at these events; hence Kristen was wearing something completely unusual, but simply her style by definition. As much as she loves the clothing that gets sent her direction, i have a feeling that if she had been asked 'what did she want to wear?' The skinny jeans and tied to the hip tee, would have come out of her wardrobe with the same slip on shoes to finish the look.
Kristen has always been rock and edgy and Rob has always been laid back and casual. After all, if he was so grungy and unpleasant to look at, how come Justin Timberlake openly spoke about Rob's style; wishing he'd been that 'nonchalant' about his appearance all those years ago.
Why are they never seen together anymore, and if they have split up who gets Bear?
You know this fandom sometimes gives you indigestion, the way it's constantly up and down with emotions. If Kristen and Rob are together all the time it's a fake PR relationship. If they spent time apart due to work or family commitments, then they have issues and problems and have split up! There is no happy medium and people will always find excuses to make a relationship full of more angst, than you would find on a late night soap drama!
Kristen has a major movie she's currently preparing for, which will take her to the UK and Los Angeles. Because of the schedule being moved and Kristen being the lead of the movie (Snow White) there's a lot she has to get her head around as it's currently in Pre-production. There is also still the talk about K-11 and whether she's tied to that movie or not. Considering she spoke about it last year and how eager she was to get it off the ground. Seems that there's so much to be done and not enough hours in the day to do it all in.
So of course, the hateful meanies of the fandom decide that this means they've broken up - gone their separate ways. Rob's drinking to access and unhappy, Kristen has taken herself off on a road trip to 'here there and everywhere.' Rob is sleeping with everyone and anyone who will give him attention and Kristen has decided her career and coordinating clothing is more important, than a relationship with the one man she has been with 'exclusively' since 2009...
LMFAO!
And what about poor Bear as he gets tossed around like some unwanted rag doll - discarded then fought over when it suits? The dog has become the latest in a long line of frenzied rumours, suggesting that he's become a case for doggie support in a divorce. 'It's not right, they shouldn't have got a puppy together if they now decide they don't want to be together anymore' or it's then 'well it's Rob's dog anyway, Kristen only doggie sat him while Rob was in Europe - the dog doesn't even like her.'
I get some hysterically funny messages about the ownership of this dog; from Kristen being nothing but a glorified dog sitter for Rob 'because i dog sit my best friends dogs all the time' to Rob 'borrowing' Kristen's dog while he's working in Toronto because he gets lonely and Jella (Kristen's cat) doesn't like him.
So...the funny thing about rumours? Half of the time they're made up because people love drama. And as long as they can make up drama - get people to believe in it, the happier their little lonely lives become.
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| Kristen and Rob - drama free... |
Where is Kristen, where is Rob...where is Bear?
Heh...
Somewhere were drama can't find them.
T.
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