Dear Stupid...

I'm handing out a warning now - tread carefully through the mine of shit!

Nonstens, Krisbians, haters, hyenas, harpies, hags and bat-shit crazy folk; never cease to amaze me with their blatant need for attention as they spew up nonsensical reasons why two people are together.

Even from the bowels of hell aka The Awful Truth blog; they come out in their droves with head Drama Queen Ted, trying to reassure the supporters that Rob and Kristen have not hit the rocks - geez observant much Ted? Of course he's laying claim that he's been inundated with worried fans of 'the couple', because of the tab reports suggesting constant hook ups, distance issues and Kristen seen out and about on her own, has caused speculation surrounding 'their' relationship...

YAWN! 

The mass hysteria from the foamy whiners, seems to be getting increasingly hostile. When asked by a few 'why do i invest so much time writing up a blog about two people who don't exist relationship wise', my eyes threaten to roll so far into the back of my head, i swear i could give the old 'do you have eyes at the back of your head?' saying a run for it's money.

As she inches her fingers slowly underneath the sleeve of his shirt...

I could say i love irritating some people, because i do..i so do.
I could say that i enjoy talking about romance; especially when it annoys, irritates, grinds and frustrates the lonely masses out there. Who can only think of one person who should be with the deliciously handsome British actor right now, and that's them. But then again, delusions of grandeur has always been the downfall of many a man, or woman.

Do i invest too much time talking about them? Only if you are one of those that can't stand the whole 'they are in love, they are a committed happy couple. They love each other, they respect each other and they trust each other', to be the type of comments that have you screaming into your 'Edward Cullen' pillows, because it makes your teeth hurt with all that sugary sweetness.

But it's true...and it's that kind of message that has the haters diving for their antacid pills to quell the nausea, that threatens to overcome them.

Heh! 

You see those opposed to the likes of myself or other noteworthy blog enthusiasts; who specialise in talking good common sense with logical and rational feelings. Allowing their own enjoyment to come out of their daily musings, seems to be a source of great anger and hostility. Sure, I've had my fair share of daily 'hate spam' accusing me of spouting out of my ass on more than one occasion...but then again, so many of the angst ridden emails tend to speak in 'shouting CAPS.' Working themselves up into a quivering frenzy of pretentious foamy cries; 'you don't know a thing, YOU are just as dumb and stupid as the rest of them (correction one such email had the word 'stupid' written out as 'stoopid') i rest my case! 

He loves her - yeah, yeah, yeah...

People don't want to accept the fact that despite 'their' reasons why they are NOT together; neither Rob or Kristen will go out of their way to prove a point. They much prefer the ambiguous life of doing what they want, when they want, how they want and let others interpret it to see if it fits into their little 'mould' of what it's all really about. They won't discuss their status, because they won't sell each other out, and it's that, which causes these non-thinking jealous hyenas, to drum up other scenarios. Which include cheating on each other, not maning up to being a couple. Separation issues while they work and then, when it gets too much, they go running off to the gossip queens with their obnoxious worries and concerns. When in reality all they want is someone, ANYONE, to acknowledge their claim and dare i say it - admit that they could, through their dismal attempt at reading their spiteful tea leaves that morning - be right!

Never a truer word spoken in jest...

I find it heartening to know that there are those out there who can fully grasp the concept of rational thinking and good common sense. That making up stories so that it 'fits' into their way of thinking; is the newest way to accept fact from fiction (insert sarcasm anywhere here)

Many seem to insist that the last time Rob and Kristen were together was during the MMA's, and they haven't been together since - LMAO!
They believe Rob and Kristen are practically leading separate lives - ROTFL!
They insist that Kristen has been secretly dating Garrett and Rob has been hooking up with the daughter of Cosmo's director - LOL!
They want 'fans' to know Rob and Kristen are not what they seem and that bloggers; (insert name) should stop trying to get people to listen to their crap, because they're getting desperate. Insisting all is well, when it's not - BWAHAHAHA!

Together - no matter how far apart...

Rob and Kristen - Los Angeles to Toronto - yoga classes to rehearsals...28th June.

Kristen limbering up for her fight training in her up and coming project - SWATH (Snow White and the Huntsman) and Rob on the streets, mid rehearsals for Cosmopolis. This is how these two roll with the hate filled punches; both working, both getting themselves into shape and both totally ignorant to what is going on in the fandom that likes to exaggerate. Both seem happy, both seem blissfully unaware, that their 'lack of sighting' is driving the hyenas and harpies to create more drama around their circle of hell.

Dumb...Dumber...Dumbest?

They don't care if some refuse to accept the true reason behind all the 'non sighting' is because, they don't have anything to promote (just yet). Therefore, don't need to be seen where a camera can be pointed in their faces. They don't have a movie premiere to attend (just yet) where they're constantly working; as they appease the crowds that have gathered to catch a glimpse of them. Thus once more, have a camera shoved in their faces. They are private people (this is moot point now and just keeps sounding more and more like a broken record) and don't have to share every moment, every second, every minute and indeed every weekend with the fans, just to prove they are together - because they are...very much together.

*Lovely video by 8gali*

So stop listening to the stupid and meaningless people, who find drama where drama does not exist. Stop going into places that harbour hate filled posters; who claim the world is made of cheese and Rob and Kristen are more like brother and sister than anything else (elicit thoughts running through my head)

Stop insisting that the drought means there is room for doubt over the commitment these two young people have for one and other, because 'commitment' does exactly what it says on the tin.

And for the love of all things 'Robsten' stop insisting that Kristen is hooking up with other actors, Rob with other actresses or worse - directors daughters. If you believe in all of that, then why are you in this fandom in the first place?

Because i love shit eating grins...

At least i know where my loyalties lie...where are yours?
T.