Rob and Kristen - You'll be mine...

“I’m going to take you backstage,” - Rob Pattinson; MTV Movie Awards 2011

Going to sing this song; "When a man...loves a woman..." 

The eyes say it all...

Still basking in the afterglow of the MMA's on Sunday night; and all the delicious photos, videos, backstage gossip and of course, the man and woman of the moment - Rob and Kristen.
Of course there has to be a few sour apples amongst the basket of happiness, to try and spoil the fun; especially surrounding the 'kiss on the cheek, head and hand' that Rob gave Taylor during his 'Best Kiss' acceptance speech - "OMG he's gay i knew it all along!!"

Yeah because harpies and hyenas are so sure of themselves, that they need an Atlas A-Z and a dictionary to read and understand cold-hard-facts!

Hold me tight and never let me go...

The fact that the very man whom some stupid half-brained whiny little witches, can't seem to get their heads around the idea of is completely and irrevocably; 

IN LOVE WITH KRISTEN STEWART and not you! 

That the entire night and indeed the after party they attended at the Soho House in LA, he spent it with her; touching, cuddling, whispering, kissing, holding hands. Arms wrapped around her, giggling and laughing, with colleagues and friends surrounding them...yeah suck it, because it happened;

“Kristen held Rob’s hand and led him through the small party, after they said hi to some friends they basically just hung out together,” says a source inside the shindig. “Everyone at the party was in great spirits, there was good music, Rob and Kristen danced, laughed, and looked like they had a ball.” - Celebuzz

Rob and Kristen kept walking away from the crowds to have private moments with each other," a fellow partygoer dishes to us. "Kristen was showing Rob something on her cell phone and the two were laughing about it. He couldn't keep his hands off her, and she was smiling the entire time. They were definitely enjoying themselves at the party." - E!Online

In your arms i feel so safe...

Oh yeah, i saw the stupid report from the UK's 'The Sun'

BWAHAHAHA!

Sorry, but i find anyone who reads tabloid trash such as the legend in its own stupid making; aptly named after a big ball of gas (hydrogen and nitrogen) and then take it seriously, really need to put away their Barbie dolls and Lego bricks - go outside and get some needed fresh air!

Lukewarm, distant, cold, unfeeling, putting on a brave face, heading for the rocks...

Don't see any distance in their hand holding...

A nice quiet corner of their own...

I love it when trash papers with articles most likely written by the British contingent of the Nonstens, try and pull crap out of thin air, and then proceed to write up their version of fantasy land. Simply because the chances are; they weren't there at the event itself, but relied on readers to post in their version of what went on. I mean even witnessed by the various cameras backstage - Rob and Kristen can be seen standing very close together; holding hands and what appears to be even a kiss  taken place, according to this journalist piece of crap - they appear cold and distant to one and other? IF that's cold and distant, then bring it on, because I've been doing it wrong all along.

Cold, distant, lukewarm...oh yeah!

Of course, there is this little band of half-wits who scurry around the Internet; and claim time after time again, "it's all PR, carefully played out for the audience - they can't stand one and other. Look at Kristen grimacing at Rob grabbing her? Look how Rob isn't even looking at her, as he stage-grabs her to go off stage - that's why he's such a good actor!"

BWAHAHAHA!

Ah the mind of a child is so sweet and unreserved; they know little about life, because it's all a growing and learning process. Except the little ones voicing this, are not children at all. They're mostly grown women; a small group of spiteful mean little hags, with nothing but deep rooted jealousy on their minds. Rob and Kristen never looked so together as they did on Sunday; comfortable, giddy, happy, touching one and other. Looking into each others eyes...it was all there. No more hiding, no more awkwardness, no more stumbling around afraid they might get caught out. Seems that a huge weight has been lifted off their heads; the Twilight Saga is complete and all there is now is promotion, promotion, promotion. They have work lined up separately, but have moved it around their lives just like always. Love looks good on both of them don't you think? Oh i know there are those that can't see it, because they still have their 'denial glasses' on, but it's there for everyone else to gaze and smile at.

 Rob arriving in Toronto and Kristen arriving in London...

Toronto and London calling...

Rob has flown back into Toronto (bulging bags at the ready) to continue working on his latest movie; 'Cosmopolis' meanwhile, Kristen packed an overnight backpack and headed towards London, where she's scheduled to make an appearance at the 2011 Glamour UK Awards at London's Berkeley Square. Following their successful night and after party canoodling (yes there is such a word) they both headed off in different directions to the cry of naysayers and fair-weathered alike, as they panic and flap their wings "OH NO, why, why WHY!"

Simple...they have to work; they are actors and are wanted, needed and required in other places sometimes, and they go wherever they are wanted, needed and required because they have to. 

It's the summer of discontent once more; a time when the young and the restless set their panic alarms in their caves, just so they can test them every single day faithfully. It's a time when those who love to believe they know every single thing; flap and flop hysterically, because Kristen and Rob are oceans apart. It's a time when hyenas, hags and harpies; gather their resources and 'plot. plot, plot' to overthrow those that believe in a wonderful, faithful and committed relationship. Spreading lies and false sightings; hook ups and drunken nights out away from each other. 

I suggest you wear some ear plugs, eye masks and grab a large bag of salt, to pour over anything you will see from the trash mags and the tabloid fodder. Because, if you believe in half of the crud that has already started to filter around from so called sites, that claim they 'are in the know' then you might as well crawl under a rock and don't get out from under it until October. When no doubt, Kristen and Rob will have 'broken up and got back together multiple times'.  

How about the several bags Rob has with him?
Kristen - London, Rob - Toronto - Kristen and Rob?

See the way i look at things in life is fairly simple, logical and common sense. Kristen and Rob are together - that's fairly easy to understand. They worked together for three years and now are working separately, but are STILL 'together' despite all of that. They made a pact to spend as much time with each other as possible - also a fact! They will be together again that i can guarantee, but will Kristen go to Toronto after London?

I don't see why she can't. She starts working on SWATH soon (supposedly around the time Rob wraps Cosmopolis) and Rob doesn't have anything planned after Cosmo...so, do the math yourself.

Oh, and one more thing...

Kristen with her 'security detail' at LAX airport...

I'm hearing some people got their big girl panties in a knot, over the 'closeness' of Kristen and her Bodyguard at LAX airport as she prepared to fly out of LA to London. 

Please, stop just stop!

If you believe there is anything going on with the 'hottie bodyguard' as some of you have labelled him and Kristen, then i suggest you book an appointment with your optician/optictianry to get your eyes checked immediately. This is where the adults; who don't have some hidden agenda to try and break up a couple in love, just so that they can fawn and fantasize about the man - can see very clearly. A Bodyguard, Security Detail, Personal Protection - whatever label they fall under; are appointed for a reason and that's to protect the VIP they are assigned to. That means, they will make sure that no danger will happen to that person while they are with them. To attack the fact that he has Kristen beside him 'close' does not mean something salacious is going on. Do you seriously think for one minute, that if he had his hands anywhere inappropriate, Kristen would not have something to say about it?

Please!

I know there are some of you out there that find this uncomfortable and believe he should keep his hands to himself, but when you think about it - there are those out there, who would just love to attack Kristen given half a chance. Because she is...well Kristen, and dating the most sought after man on the planet right now. We have read for ourselves, the threats that stupid people post up on their blogs and sites; "if they can't have Robert Pattinson no one else will!" 

You need to understand that a young girl, travelling on her own without her boyfriend constantly looking over his shoulder, while flanked by both John and Dean (Bodyguards) can give anyone an excuse to try something stupid and incredibly insane. Do you think Rob's not worried when Kristen has to travel by herself? Of course he is. And if that means extra measures are put in place, to ensure she travels securely and protectively - then so be it!

Gazing down at someone special...

I don't believe Rob would want anything to happen to his 'precious cargo' do you?

T.