Rob and Kristen: The excitement is building...

What will happen this year?

I know everyone is currently biting their nails, kicking the cat (figuratively) checking the clock constantly, refreshing the MTV Best Movie page, and then clicking VOTE Eclipse, because the other lines are closed. Deciding what to put in front of the kids (You know you're not going to cook tonight) to eat because, not one minute will be spent away from the TV while the awards are on...and if you have young ones;  making sure you bath and put them to bed earlier than the show; even going so far as to kicking your other half out to wash the car, walk the dog, take the trash out, clean out the garage, mow the lawn (again) ANYTHING but disturb your 'Twilight fixation'. As you wait with baited breath to make sure that the Potter Kids do not steal the golden crown of the Twilight Vamps, when it comes to picking up half of the prestigious awards.

Forgive me but i found this hysterically funny and had to post it, thanks to Twi-fans for giving me a huge grin on my face...

There has been so much foam and fuckery in this fandom the last few days; makes you wonder sometimes do kids spend way too much time locked in their rooms with the blinds closed? Or do women have far too much time on their hands, because they spend an inordinate amount of it online, instead of doing something more constructive with their lives. I'm talking about the obsessed Rob fans and Kristen haters - (harpies and hags) those that like to spread the universe with their vile contempt for Kristen Stewart, while worshipping the ground Robert Pattinson walks on. I'm talking about the lonely loonies that would rather vote for the Potter kiss; Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, heck even the smooch between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan, than have that 'thing' walk on stage again, and pick up Best Kiss with their beloved Rob.

BWAHAHA!

It's just too much, it really is. To be a fan of Rob Pattinson means; that if you have to forgo a vote to ensure he doesn't take to the stage looking hysterically happy, giggly and delighted that once more, they have beaten all the other nominees in winning. While standing beside Kristen looking like a shit-eating Cheshire Cat...then fine, you will just have to grin and bear it!

It does what it says on the tin...

Oh but it gets worse...trust me!

Seems that everyone has been playing the 'where is Rob and where is Kristen?' game. Yes it seems a drought of not seeing the two of them together, implies that OMG they've broken up! That weekly mantra of 'if you don't see them together then they've ended their relationship, and are right now taking a hacksaw to Bear to split him 50/50' filters through the air vents, from the stink pile that's called AT (The Awful Truth public blog) suggesting that Kristen and Rob cannot do anything separately, they just can't! She has to be with him 24 hours a day or else their relationship/non relationship/PR relationship/Showmance/Fauxromance and every other word ending in 'mance' Just.Won't.Work.

Nothing clues them in, not even the fact that Rob is working on Cosmopolis; has been seen going and coming from the set everyday (thanks to the ever increasing pap intrusion) and then nothing for a few days. He's in LA, he's in Toronto, he's in London, he's on the moon...anywhere and everywhere. The worst of it is; if there is no Rob then that means OMG where's Kristen? Isn't she still in London? Did she fly back to Toronto, LA, anywhere and everywhere. Tweets of sightings in every available city, flood through the gates of delusional and straight into the river of denial.

Reading Comprehension required.

Just because you believe yourself to be a fan, that does not give you the right to find out every single detail of every single place or circumstance, that either Rob and Kristen are in. They do not have a fan GPS tagging their tails to calm down the most hysterical in the fandom, nor do they have to advertise to the world where they are. Who they are with and what they are doing every five minutes. Kristen is and has been an actress long before she met Rob; she is not tied to him every second of the day. She has a career as does he and when they are working - trust me, it's not an excuse to get out of being with each other. I believe there is nowhere on this earth they would rather be, than locked away from the outside world - together with Bear most likely running around, but together nonetheless.

Those that want to make some big 'drama out of nothing' are those willing to spew nonsense for the sake of getting attention. Those that will cry and whine because heaven forbid! Rob was seen in a bar having a couple of beers - STOP THE PRESS! He was what, HOW dare he!

That's it, call the AA Rob needs to dry out STAT!

You know, I've heard it all and I've read some crazy things in my time, but to bitch and moan about a legal drinking 25 year old; sitting in a bar with some friends having a couple of pints of beer...wow slow time in the Nonsten Kingdom it seems?

Like i said, when there's a drought of seeing papped images of Rob and Kristen, trying to spend some time together; 'because that only means they're leading a fake PR romance' craziness ensues in the fandom. People make up sightings and then panic, when they believe them. fair-weathered ones come out and cluck and tut with their tongues; because 'oh dear this is not looking good'. Hags rub their hands with glee; because 'Rob's not with Kristen whoo hoo'. While hyenas snarl and sniffle as they chase their tails; because 'the horizon is looking good, Rob has turned into a drunk. He's not happy, he's lonely, Kristen is using him she doesn't care what he does any more...

Same shit, different day!

The most annoying of all is the fact that these same people are the ones crying 'i don't care what they do in their lives, I'm not interested in whether Rob is with Kristen or not!' Really? Then why put yourself through all this crap for nothing? Why invest yourself in knowing absolutely everything that's going on, and then get annoyed when you hear or read something you don't what to know about? Surely someone who is 'not interested' would not get themselves worked up into a tizzy. Flying back and forward between message boards and twitter accounts; posting up what is being said with a 'I don't like this'

If you really want to know what's going on; use common sense. STOP listening to those people who 'tweet' sightings or false accounts. Everyone wants their 15mins of fame; people out there have an agenda and if they can get you to believe their story and follow them...more fool you. Stop insinuating that there are those out there who will publicly put up information of Rob and Kristen's whereabouts; half of them are doing so to get you to believe their fantasy filled story. I'm sure there are those out there who know every single thing either of them are doing, in any given day. But i bet you one thing, they won't be putting it on a public board for everyone to see...it's called security for a reason.

Smiling MTV Movie Awards 2008...

So my advice for what it's worth is...enjoy the MTV MOVIE AWARDS. Despite the hags and witches laying claim that they have the percentages and know who is winning - they don't. Made up fantasies are for kiddies in a playground; MTV would not leak anything before the show has even started. Its a huge coup for the Network to have such a high profile LIVE TV event, do you really think they would leak who has won BEFORE all that?

Rob is now back in LA - did he go and see Kristen? *wink*

He's not due back on set until Tuesday; so it's my belief he will take the good of a few days off and relax. After all, he's been working flat out since his Birthday and was still working; even though he hasn't been seen doesn't mean he wasn't working in some capacity until he left to fly back to LA.

Will they win anything at the Awards?

As much as it will be nice to see the entire cast of 'Twilight' pick up the Golden Popcorn, I'm going to just sit back and enjoy the show, and whatever will be will be.

Rob and Kristen; it's nice to see some competition this year. Let's face it, having them win all the time makes it a bit dull. Personally speaking, i have a good feeling about the categories they're up for and out of all the kisses featured, Rob and Kristen's has a good chance as any in winning again.

As for anything else...let the drama lamas have their little corner of the fandom. The only people they're annoying is themselves, so listening to their dogma is bad for your health. Resist, you'll feel happier for it, trust me.

Rob and Kristen MTV Movie Awards 2009...

Rob will be there, Kristen will be there even Taylor Lautner will be there, to introduce the trailer for Breaking Dawn Part One. Rob is also presenting Reese Witherspoon (co-star in Water for Elephants) with the MTV Generation Award; alongside Patrick Dempsey (co-star in Sweet Home Alabama) and Chelsea Handler. There is an alleged trailer spoiler knocking about, but to be perfectly honest i would rather see for myself and leave the 'rumours' to those who want to know every single detail of the show, and spoil all their fun.

Rob and Kristen MTV Movie Awards 2010...

*Fingers crossed*
T.